Moppet Family Idol

[Erine81981]

Seems I can't preform because I'm a judge, so you and Biggy are going to have to sing or dance.

Yakky: I'm not singing. You know I hate singing or dan....well I might dance.

Biggy: That would be pretty cool. Me sing and you dance.

Yakky: I'll have to think about it.

Well you better hurry it starts tomorrow.

Biggy: It does?!

Yep.

Biggy: Come on Yakky. We have to go and practice. *grabs Yakky's hoof*

 

[Vic Romano]

Heck, at this rate, I might even sing! I can be a judge AND win! I'll be rich and famous! Yeah! I'll buy my own plane and put so much distance between me and you chumps it'll blow your mind! Then again, I'd miss everyone... I'll just get famous and stay here to rub it in everyones faces! Ha ha!

 

[The Count]

Not if the rest of us judges drop the hammer on you Vic.

*Somewhere else, a hammer is seen dropping on the Newsman.

 

[Erine81981]

On the TV

Muppet Newsman: Here is a Muppet News Report. A big hammer will be dropping on Vic Moppet. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! BAM! *moans and groans*

 

[Beauregard]

*drops head onto Newsdesk*

Huh? Where did this come from?

CUT TO!

The audience shifts in their seats, and the curtains rise on a huge layered stage, with huge white lights flashing on, on, on up the steps. On the stage, chairs, and a blackened entrance, suddenly lights twirls around the entrance, and outsteps, Father!

*waving to the audience*

Father: Hello and welcome to...*aside* Vic, you can turn off the christmas lights now. *all lights go out* Drat, we tripped the fuse...never mind...*lights go back on* Thank you Mr Cole. Now! Welcome to!!!! Moppet Family Idol!!!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Aunt DanDan: Look Fem!! Look at the cameras, it's all so glamarous

Fem Taeer: Can we get back in the lemon, I don't like it here

DanDan: Quiet, Fem. I let you play your Guns 'n' Roses tape on the way here, so quiet

Fem: That was your tape!!

DanDan: Now where are these auditions

*heads to door with NO ENTRY written on*

Fem: Now DanDan, I don't think we should go in there

DanDan: Nonsense, in we go

Fem: Why me?

*bursts through door*
*screams are heard*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Ahh, here's our first contestent...Dan-Dan the...where are the bouncers when you need them? Fem, do something. There is no need for Dan-dan to scream in paranoid fear of the audience...

 

[Vic Romano]

Is the food table set up yet?

 

[Beauregard]

FATHER: *psst, VIC, can you pass some food up? I'm presenting and can't get down there*

 

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

After finishing all the food: *burps* Thark goofness forf carftering, I was starfing. Nowf I'm bloofted. Oofyone harf arfy Toofms?

Translation: Thank goodness for catering, I was starving. Now I'm bloated. Anyone have any Tums?