Moppet Family Idol

[anythingmuppet]

Crazy Freddy: ( a day later) OK, I'm done! In! The! *hyperventilating sounds* BATHROOOOOOOM!!!!! GAHHHH!

Freddy runs wildly at breakneck speed and crashes into the Judge and Father Moppet

Freddy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

 

[Vic Romano]

Here dad; I'm not sure what it is, but I think they're french fries...

 

[The Count]

Sure Ted... Here, last few ones.
*Tosses couple of Tums to Ted.
Think I'll go home and have dinner with my family. LMK when the acts begin and I'm needed as judge jury and executioner.
Sorry, got a bit carried away there.

 

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

*Catches Tums, swallows them and promptly collapses in a food coma*

 

[Erine81981]

*sits in chair* So, what do we do now? *rocks back and forth*

 

[Vic Romano]

First contestant, anyone? Anyone?

Oy; this is going to kill our ratings...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *aside* Hopefully the fans will markl it down as not "Cannon." or they'll spend hours of pointless debate on the subject...*to mic* Oh, wait, Vic did you say you're the first contestent? Alright...sure, you're the judge, but who's counting...*to audience* Welcome on stage our first contestent Vic debuting his killar single *aside* this is the last time you get such flattery soundign comments from yoru father Vic *end aside* *aplause*

 

[Vic Romano]

Uh, er... okay; I'll sing, but uh, make sure Uncle Adam doesn't immediatly disqualify me and put me in another cage...

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
I think they're O.K.
If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away

They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light, that's right
'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
Is always Mister Right, 'cause we are

*Dancing ridiculously*

Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

*pant pant pant*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *eyes wide* You have got to be kidding me... *faints*

 

[The Count]

OK... What say you judges?
*Turns to Ted and Kyle expecting their decision... *Wonders why Ted hasn't dragged Vic off with a hook after that number.