MopFam III - Same Family, Third Thread...

[RedDragon]

Jason: Um...only if they want to...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *blink* Well, aren't YOU such the Good Samaritan, mister minister! But, uh, Mairin... I'd watch it... these guys are celibate. Don't wanna get involved with a guy like that... Whereas a guy like me, WELL! You heard Sheep! I'm an artful looney! ...Or something!

*to Goat* And about that shoulder to cry on... are you sure you don't want a shower to cry on YOUR shoulder? Yucha.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Goat: <wipes forehead with back of hand--scattering dirt on the floor> PHEW! Aw, good. <Pats Jason's shoulder> You're a good man. <Turns and points at Jack> Do NOT talk to me about SHOWERING, a'ight? Just... DON'T. And I am GOAT, not SHEEP. THANK you.

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: Celibate? Huh, then I must have imagined last night...

Jason: You didn't <kisses Mairin's neck>

Mairin: Oh good <snuggles closers to Jason>

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *eyes widen slowly in realization* ...You two... are... WAIT A SECOND! Mairin, does this mean you've become a NUN? !

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: <ignores Jack> Can I expect a repeat performance tonight?

Jason: <smiles mischieviously> Sure! If you agree to move in with me.

Mairin: <smacks Jason and stomps away>

Jason: Aw, come on honey...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *throws hands out at the side* Welp, I'm lost. Goat, old buddy, what say we make like a banana and split? ...I guess in your case it would be make like a banana and grow more rotten and more brown by the hour... but we'll just pretend we have some similarities.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Goat: <puts hand on hip> <stares at Jack> ...I'm no lady. But I am FEMALE. ...So don't call me old. Got it?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *sniffs* *twists face* *pinches nose* No... I d'ink YOU've god id!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Goat: <raises eyebrows> <strikes a model pose> I KNOW I've got it, Bandy. Believe me. I KNOW.