MopFam III - Same Family, Third Thread...

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *opens mouth to rebuttle* ...Ya know what, there's no point. *spies Mairin and Jason being lovey-dovey* Well, I can see I'm no longer needed. *claps hands together* Good night Goaty! ...Goatee? Tea? Father? ...*looks around* Where am I? Oh. Right. Night!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Goat: <smacks Jack upside the head> GOAT. Plain and simple. See ya, Band-Aid.

 

[RedDragon]

Jason: <walks up to Mairin and throws her over his shoulder>

Mairin: Jason! What are you doing?

Jason: Kidnapping you.

Mairin: <thrashs> PUT ME DOWN!

Jason: No <walks toward door>

Mairin: JASON!

Jason: Bye all, it was nice seeing you!

Mairin: I DEMAND THAT YOU PUT ME DOWN!

Jason: <walks out the door with Mairin kicking and screaming>

 

[TogetherAgain]

Goat: <points> DUDE! KIDNAPPING! <Tilts head> ...Lovebird kidnapping... Huh. <Tilts head the other way> ...HEY MAY, YOU WANT A HAND? OR YA WANNA GET SOME PRIVACY?

 

[RedDragon]

Yelling at the same time...

Mairin: HELP!

Jason: PRIVACY!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Goat: ...Um on it! <Runs after the two, leaving a lovely trail of dirt> Yo, Mr. Nondescript! If she's shoutin' NO, she means it... I wouldn't mess with her! You remember the fire thing? <stops> ...Waaaait a second... <Thinks> <runs after> I GOTTA see this!

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: Jason <she said it dangerously quiet this time>

Jason: <immediately put her down>

Mairin: <crossed her arms and glared at him>

Jason: Sorry <he said sheepishly and kissed Mairin's cheek>

Mairin: <fire erupted from her skin>

Jason: <pulled back quickly> Ah! Jeez! I said sorry!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Goat: <watching from about ten feet away> Duuuude, talk about SPARKS! That was SWEEEEET! ...Yeah don't mind me. I just, ah... <clears throat> <sits down in the dirt> There we go. <stretches out and relaxes>

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: <the flames grow more intense>

Jason: <throws his hands up and takes a few steps back> Mairin. Calm down, Baby.

Mairin: <trembles with anger>

Jason: Mairin, Love. You have to stop before you lose control.

Mairin: <suddenly lets out a scream of pain>

Jason: Mairin? <looking around frantically> Help! MAIRIN! Can you hear me? You have to calm down, Sweetheart.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Goat: ...Ohhhhh... That, uh--That ain't so sweet. Um--BAD! DANGER! <runs off> <returns with bucket of water> <dumps water on Mairin>