MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

[Beauregard]

Father Moppet: So, this whole Bogoff/Rain-collector thing seems to be rather a storm-in-a-teacup, don't you think we should just forget about that and deal with this storm...and have some tea...in a cup?

 

[Hubert]

Norman Melvin: V-v-v-v-vodka? That sounds like it may have alcohol in it. And no, I never pass up a good marketing deal. I will get that marketing deal, if it's the last thing I do. I think that's enough of trying for now, though.

(OOC: This is my 1000th post)

 

[Beauregard]

Father Moppet: Really, Norman, drinking vodka shakes at this time of the morning? You should be ashamed of yourself. *quietly hiding the hand-drawn-boxes-that-he-should-be-ashamed-of-himself* But we'll let bygones be bygones and bogoffs be bogoffs.

 

[Hubert]

Norman Melvin: *looks strangely at Father Moppet* And we'll let the crazy bozos be crazy bozos...

 

[Beauregard]

Father Moppet: Goodness, yes, best to let the crazy bozos quite alone! Lucky we don't have any of those around here...

 

[Hubert]

Norman Melvin: We kinda do...er...I mean, do you have a television set around here? *checks watch* The Price is Right is coming on. It has such wonderful examples of obvious product placement!

 

[Beauregard]

Father Moppet: *flipping through the channels* The Rice is Bright...hmm...The Mice are Alright...Vincent Price at Night...

 

[Hubert]

Norman Melvin: Don't watch Vincent Price at Night, whatever you do. It gave me nightmares for weeks!

 

[Beauregard]

Father Moppet: How about this Indian Cookery and Bird Watching Reality Show, Spice in Flight...?

 

[Hubert]

Norman Melvin: Indian cookery...sounds like it could have some cultural significance and intellectual value. Sure.