Miss Piggy's Karate

[JaniceFerSure]

Piggy and karate

That would be interesting,to find out who is Piggy's sensei was.Pat Morita's character Mr. Kesuke Miyagi could have taught her the crane technique,paint up & down and don't forget wax on,wax off.


I remember Piggy going off,especially if you were in her way,or said something to aggitate her.

(blank)this! Hi-yah!

 

[Docnzhoss]

Miss Piggy is one of those who possess uncanny abilities. When did she have time to learn anything? She has killer karate moves, as we all know. She can drive a motorcycle and a big rig (she even knows trucker lingo!), she's a very skilled synchronized swimmer, she's a handy mountain climber (Pizza Hut commercials), a beauty pageant winner, a model, and a terrific actress/singer/dancer. And if there's any truth to the song she sang with Raquel Welch on TMS, she can do a billion other things because she is a W-O-P-I-G!

 

[Xerus]

That would be interesting,to find out who is Piggy's sensei was.Pat Morita's character Mr. Kesuke Miyagi could have taught her the crane technique,paint up & down and don't forget wax on,wax off.


I remember Piggy going off,especially if you were in her way,or said something to aggitate her.

(blank)this! Hi-yah!

I just hope Piggy didn't learn her lessons from the dreaded Cobra Kai Dojo!

 

[Beauregard]

Miss Piggy is one of those who possess uncanny abilities. When did she have time to learn anything? She has killer karate moves, as we all know. She can drive a motorcycle and a big rig (she even knows trucker lingo!), she's a very skilled synchronized swimmer, she's a handy mountain climber (Pizza Hut commercials), a beauty pageant winner, a model, and a terrific actress/singer/dancer. And if there's any truth to the song she sang with Raquel Welch on TMS, she can do a billion other things because she is a W-O-P-I-G!

Is there anything she can't do? Seriously? She bends bars on prisons, karate chops pillars, bends Producers around her little finger (figuratively).

What can she not do?

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

It's like Kermit said on one episode of VH1's 'I Love the '70s:' "Everybody listens to Miss Piggy, nobody gets hurt."

I sometimes visualize Miss Piggy's most frequent targets (Kermit, Scooter, Gonzo, etc.) sitting around and woefully singing 'Everybody Hurts' by R.E.M.

 

[Katzi428]

His name is...

Pat Morita.

Mr.Myagi: PIGGY-SAN! Sand the stage!

 

[SurfPark]

In "Muppet Wizard of Oz" I thought [SIZE=-1]Quentin Tarantino and Piggy discussed doing another film together. I always assumed Piggy learned from the white-haired sensai from "Kill Bill." LOL.
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[Marky]

You know the chop-count on the Season1 DVD Morsels? I don't know how many, but they missed a few of them!

 

[sugarbritchez]

It never even donged on me where she learned it...I just thought she was born with the ablity.....hehehehee shows how gullible I am.

 

[Marky]

It never even donged on me where she learned it...I just thought she was born with the ablity.....hehehehee shows how gullible I am.

Donged on you?? Huh?