Mikealan's skit with Harvey Kneeslapper Take 1...

[mikealan]

HARVEY KNEESLAPPER: 'Scuze me-do you want a nose trade?

FAT BLUE-LIKE ANYTHING MUPPET: What's that?

HARVEY KNEESLAPPER: I said, do you want a nose trade? Heeheeheeheeheeeeheeeee!

FAT BLUE-LIKE ANYTHING MUPPET: Yeah,...sure.

HARVEY KNEESLAPPER: (Takes AM's nose off) Here is our nose trade! (Takes off his nose and puts it on the AM. He slaps AM's nose on his head) Now we're different! HEEHEEHEEHEEEEHEEEEE!!!!

 

[Clean Gultch]

Uuuuhhh i dont get it. Is it supposed to be starit forward or word play??

 

[Drtooth]

Here's one I wrote...

Harvey (looking through a view master): Ha ha ha!!! Wanna See?

AM: Come again?

Harvey: I'm asking if.. hah hah ha.. you wanna See!!!

AM: Sure!

Harvey: (Slaps giant letter "C" on AM's chest) THERE!!! YOU GOTTA C!!! AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

 

[ssetta]

The nose trade one doesn't have much of a joke.

And actually, the one about the C already exists, and it went exactly like that!

 

[Drtooth]

Must not have seen it...\

I wrote it into a comic book, and used George jetson instead of an AM...

 

[mikealan]

How about the fan-fiction of the "I" skit?

HARVEY KNEESLAPPER: Um, 'scuze me-would you like me to keep an eye on your radio?

ANYTHING MUPPET: Come again?

HARVEY KNEESLAPPER: I said,-(giggles) would you like me to keep an eye on your radio? HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!

ANYTHING MUPPET: Sure!

HARVEY KNEESLAPPER: (Puts the capital "I" on the radio and it breaks) THERE YOU GO, I'VE KEPT AN EYE ON YOUR RADIO!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

 

[mikealan]

Originally posted by Drtooth
Here's one I wrote...

Harvey (looking through a view master): Ha ha ha!!! Wanna See?

AM: Come again?

Harvey: I'm asking if.. hah hah ha.. you wanna See!!!

AM: Sure!

Harvey: (Slaps giant letter "C" on AM's chest) THERE!!! YOU GOTTA C!!! AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Are you kidding? It's on the Season 25 episode I watched last month! This skit featured Harvey holding a paper bag for the 'do you wanna see?' trick. The sponsors of this episode are C, R and 14.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Harvey Kneeslapper: Hee hee hee...I wanna, did you want to?

AM: What's that?

HK: I said, heee heee, I wanna, did you want TO?

AM: I suppose...

HK: Here's your 2!

(*slaps a big number 2 on AM's head*)

 

[ssetta]

They already did one for the number 2. Here's how it went:

(we see Harvey jumping on a pogo-stick, laughing)

AM: Wow, that pogo-stick looks fun.

Harvey: Wanna try?

AM: I'd love TO.

Harvey: What say?

AM: I'd love TO.

Harvey: Alright. (slaps number 2 on AM's sweater) There's 2! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(end music plays, AM runs off to chase Harvey)

 

[Clean Glutch]

Originally posted by mikealan
How about the fan-fiction of the "I" skit?

HARVEY KNEESLAPPER: Um, 'scuze me-would you like me to keep an eye on your radio?

ANYTHING MUPPET: Come again?

HARVEY KNEESLAPPER: I said,-(giggles) would you like me to keep an eye on your radio? HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!

ANYTHING MUPPET: Sure!

HARVEY KNEESLAPPER: (Puts the capital "I" on the radio and it breaks) THERE YOU GO, I'VE KEPT AN EYE ON YOUR RADIO!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

That already exists except the radio is replaced by a hat.