Here are some new Harvey Kneeslapper sketches I can think of:
Harvey Kneeslapper: Oh, 'scuze me-do you like Spongebob Squarepants?
Fat Blue-like Anything Muppet: What's that?
Harvey Kneeslapper: I say do you like Spongebob Squarepants? (Heeheehee)
Fat Blue-like Anything Muppet: No.
Harvey Kneeslapper: (Slaps the Spongebob Squarepants sticker on the AM's chest) Well, now you do! A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
(end music plays, Fat Blue angrily chases Harvey after)
(Harvey Kneeslapper is at the park holding a picture of Blink-182. Blue-nosed Herry Monster in a pink shirt reads a newspaper in the park bench.)
Harvey Kneeslapper: A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Oh, hi. I'm here at the park today to fool this blue furry man reading a newspaper...Heeheehee. And what I'm gonna do today is that I'm gonna ask him "Hey, you wanna see something funny?", and then the furry man will see the picture of this naked band of boys, so I can annoy him about it forever and forever! Heeheeheehee. Oh, and I will do it right now...(To Herry, reading) Um, um, 'scuze me, uh, you wanna see something funny?
Herry Monster: Say what?
Harvey Kneeslapper: A'HA HA HA HA HA HA! I said, you wanna see something funny?
Herry Monster: I don't wanna find out what's funny on that picture so I can read right now...
Harvey Kneeslapper: Oh, come on, see it!
Herry Monster: Well, I don't want to! Hey, wait a minute! I saw a picture of that naked band of boys! And you know what? I think it's funny! A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! (Laughs hard, end music plays, Harvey feels confused and leaves)
Harvey Kneeslapper: (wearing a cap and short-sleaved shirt, holding the piece of the toilet) A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! (To Anything Muppet, entering) Um, Super Toilet!
Anything Muppet: Say what?
Harvey Kneeslapper: A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I said, Super Toilet!
Anything Muppet: Who? Who?
Harvey Kneeslapper: You are! (Puts the piece of toilet on the AM's bald head) A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! (Laughs hard, ending music plays, AM chases Harvey all around)
And, if anyone from Muppet Central hates Elmo, here's the sketch:
(Harvey Kneeslapper is laughing all around the Fat Blue Anything Muppet)
Harvey Kneeslapper: A'ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (To Fat Blue) Elmo sucks!
Fat Blue: Say what?
Harvey Kneeslapper: A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I said, Elmo sucks!
Fat Blue: Why? Why?
Harvey Kneeslapper: He says,..(heeheeheehee) "Elmo loves you!"
Fat Blue: No way!
Harvey Kneeslapper: Yes! (Slaps the Elmo sticker on Fat Blue) A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!! (Laughs really hard)
Fat Blue: AAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (end music plays, chases Harvey after)