MC - The Revival

[beakerboy12]

Thanks, guys! It's just I don't really like when I see tension here! I just think we should all have that Muppety attitude!

Sal Minella: Yeah, you're right beakerboy! We should all be together in harmony! Like the Fraggles!

Gobo Fraggle: Did somebody call us?!

*the Fraggle Five (+ Traveling Matt and Large Marvin) enter*

Hey, guys! I almost forgot you guys were here!

Wembley Fraggle: We almost forgot you were gone too! Or did we! Or did we not! Oh, it's tough remembering things when you're a wembler!

Beauregard: It's tough remembering things altogether! At least for me...

Red Fraggle: Anyway, it's just good to be back!

Boober Fraggle: Hey, guys! Who's this!

*points to Monkey Cookie Monster*

Monkey Cookie Monster: Me want cookies!!!! *howls softly*

Long story short, Sal led a troupe of monkeys who wanted to eat Johnny, we sang a rousing rendition of "Why Can't We Be Friends" and, thus, him and the rest of his primate pals are part of our Muppet posse!

Boober Fraggle: Okay... but can we get him a flea bath, he smells...

Monkey Cookie Monster: Like cookies!!!

Maybe later... but anyway, thanks! I just don't think Jim would've liked this tension.

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

I'm with you Beaker. I don't like tension either.
Welcome back fraggle friends. Kinda glad you weren't here for the monkey mele.

 

[rowlfy662]

*walks back into thread*

wow i have missed a lot

; well here is the muppet newsflash rundown monkeys still here and johnnyy fiama sings

thanks that helped

; really

*whispers* no

: oh i hate monkeys so dirty untidy messy

monkey cookie monster: me not wait is that cookie

*monkey cookie monster attacks cookie tray*

winny: chef more cookies *walks of*

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

*surepitiseously hands Boober a scrub brush while grabbing a bucket of soapy water*

On three, we jump bath the mokey.

Boober: Got it

One

Boober: TWO

Both: THREE!

*GH throws water on mokey cookie monster then joins Boober in scrubbing him*

 

[beakerboy12]

Bert: Hey, here's some oatmeal soap! *throws bar of soap to Boober*

Boober Fraggle: Thanks, Bert!

*Boober and GH scrub Monkey Cookie Monster*

Monkey Cookie Monster: Mmmm... oatmealey!!!

*grabs oatmeal soap bar... and eats it*

Monkey Cookie Monster: Omm nom nomm nom nom nom nom nom!!!

Boober Fraggle: ...hey, Bert?!

Bert: I got more!

*throws Boober the bar*

*pan to the Fraggles*

Raquel Porkbelly: So these are the Fraggles! They're so cool!

The Fraggles: *in unison* Thanks!

Raquel Porkbelly: Your welcome! So you live in a rock?

Gobo Fraggle: More like an assortment of caves!

Red Fraggle: Yeah! We go on lots of adventures!

Wembley Fraggle: Like one time I discovered this Whoopie Water in the rocks... but, uh... I can't show proof...

Gobo Fraggle: The water was bad for consumption!

Red Fraggle: Another time, we--

Raquel Porkbelly: It's okay, Red! I've got the Season 1 DVD. Hey... where's Bunsen?

Red Fraggle: You mean the one with the spherical head, named after the scientific tool?

Raquel Porkbelly: Yeah, I left him with Baby Alistair earlier in the thread!

Wembley Fraggle: He's probably fine!

*cut to Bunsen and Baby Alistair*

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: C'mon, baby, eat the carrots!

Baby Alistair Link: ... *crys at a loud volume*

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Oh... it's not easy being me!

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Link Hogthrob: Why hello, everybody. :3

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Oh, thank heavens you're in presense, Mr. Hogthrob. This little runt here is rather cranky. Maybe he needs a nap.

Baby Alistair Link: *bawls, wincing away from the carrots* ;o;

Link Hogthrob: I need a nap, too. I had a long day working out in the gym today.

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

So if anyone cares, I got divebombed by a hawk today.

As a Publie Service announcment we here at Muppet Central would like everyone to remember that hawks are wild animals and rather territorial. It is advised that observation be done at a distance and if you happen to be in an area close to them make sure you have access to adequate overhead coverage.

Thanks Sam. Got it.

 

[beakerboy12]

Speaking of birds, duck!

*everyone ducks*

No, it's an actual duck!

Duck: Pleasure to meet ya'!

Oh, boy! Duck!

Telly Monster: Is there another duck?

Nope, duck!

*a gigantic crate falls to the thread*

Junior Gorg: Wonder what it is?

Gonzo's Hobbit: Is it a bird?

Monkey Cookie Monster: Is it a plane?

Super Grover: Is it me?

None of the above! Since most of us can't seem to fix it... or get the right fuel...

*everyone turns to Grover*

Grover: Can't you cut me some slack, that was like 40 pages ago!

Anyway, I decided to instead buy a crazy train on the internet!

Gonzo's Hobbit: They sell crazy trains?

Yea, have you checked Ozzie's Train Company.com?

Ozzy Osbourne: It's the only place to find quality Crazy Trains!

Yeah...

Telly Monster: Well, are we gonna ride it or what?

Oh yeah we are!

*everyone cheers*

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

So, do we just wanna drive it off a cliff first before Harry gets ahold of it?

 

[beakerboy12]

Herry Monster: You called?

Harry Potter: You called?

I think what he meant was we should push it off a cliff before it blows up!

Herry Monster and Harry Potter: Oh...

*the two Harrys walk off sadly*

Gonzo's Hobbit: Okay... that was odd... but it's always odd here!