MC - The Revival

[beakerboy12]

Pepe the King Prawn: Can we stop these explosions for a minute, h'okay! I just wanna point out--/

Crazy Harry: Did somebody say explosions?

Pepe the king Prawn: What's it with you and explosions?

Crazy Harry: You said it again!

The Count: That's two! Two mentions of the word explosions'

Crazy Harry: You said it, Count! Three booms comin' up! *laughs*

*The Count is blown up and Pepe is blown up twice*

 

[rowlfy662]

*walks back in and gets hit by pepe*

ow!

:not flying fish flying prawns ahh wocka wocka

*fozzie gets hit by the count*

:thats two lumps on my head haha ow

:woah this is explosiv*muffles rizzo

don't say explosive

crazy harry:did someone say explosive hahaha

*gets blown through the air and land in a bin*

oscar:hey stay out of my trash can

sorry oscar *dusts himself off*

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Maybe instead of blowing Harry someplace we could try dumping him in a river or soemthing. At least underwater the things that he spontansouly causes to burst into hot combustion won't be as violent.

 

[rowlfy662]

thats a good idea there

come here harry

: yes hey whats that in the water

a bomb

:did someay*pushes harry into the water*

sorry harry you shall be sleeping with the fishes

:he'll be back they always come back

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Yes Gonzo, but for now, he's there. And if he comes back we can try cement.

 

[beakerboy12]

Okay...

Ernie: Hey, Bert! I'm gonna go fishing!

Bert: Eh, I don't know, Crazy Harry could come back...

Gonzo: *very ominously and creepy* They always come back...

Bert: ...Yeah...

Actually there's no need to worry Bert. Crazy Harry is pretty much in a water prison, he can't get out! Seriously, and besides that there are big fish surrounding him!

Bert: And?...

And he can basically waist his time blowing them up!

Bert: I guess... But when you do go fishing avoid saying words like 'boom', 'kaboom', and 'explosive' and stuff like that!

Crazy Harry: *still deep in water* Did somebody say 'boom', 'kaboom', and 'explosive'?

*a boom is heard in the water, water splashes everyone*

Gonzo: I told ya'...

Bert: ...Don't go fishing...

Link Hogthrob: Whoa! Whoa! What happened?

Dr. Julius Strangepork: Vwe just got splashed by water from that river over there!

*The Count enters*

The Count: ...Fifty-sebon, fifty-eight, fifty-nine, sixty! Ah, ah, ah! That's sixty, sixty drops of vwater that were originally in the river... so far... *keeps counting*

Dr. Julius Strangepork: *while The Count counts* Vwe also are getting annoyed by a obsessive counter!

 

[RedPiggy]

I am terrified you are already gone, my friend, but as this is the thread that's supposed to prove just how friendly and muppety we are, I am hoping you are still around to see that at least one person values you, if not more.

I am asking that if anyone knows how to contact dwmckim directly, please do so. There are so many red flags about his emotional state that it shouldn't be ignored. I lack his phone number or I would.

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

I didn't realize that, thanks for the update Red Piggy. I can't contact him directly but I'll send him a message.
I'm with Red Piggy on that dwmckim if you're reading this.

 

[dwmckim]

Longer message posted in What Made You Frown Today thread but anyone worried can relax - there's still songs that need to be sung and any major decisions i may be working through are longer rather than shorter term. No immediate peril! Everything is all clear - back to the radishes and the rubber duckies and the chocolate cakes/bells on snakes.

 

[RedPiggy]

*swoons with exhaustion after an all-day call to action*

I'm glad to hear it. *squeaks a rubber duckie*

Now, if only my last weekend at the ol' nursing home will go halfway decently.

(Fozzie's whimpering voice): Dat took a lot outta me.