Miss Piggy: *pecks her frog on the cheek* Happy Birthday mon amour, Kermie. <3
Kermit: Aw. Thank you, Piggy. *kisses her back* <3
Robin: Happy Birthday, Uncle Kermit! *huggles around his waist* <3
Kermit: *feeble smile* Thank you, Robin. *hugs him back* <3
Miss Piggy: What a wonderful performance, Kermie. *breathlessley* It's lovely, like vous... <3
Kermit: It's an old swamp favorite. Thank you. I--
Miss Piggy: Pas, pas, Kermie... just sitdown, relax, and like moi take good care of vous, Kermie. It's your special day, vous know? I do not want my Kermie to get all frazzled up, right?
Kermit: Um... I'm okay, Piggy. Do you want to go out for dinner with me, tonight? I'm in for a treat!
Miss Piggy: *caressses her frog, tightly* <3 Oh! Oh! Oh, Kermie! Do vous--
Robin: It sounds like a wonderful idea, Uncle Kermit. But, can we go out to dinner as a family?
Miss Piggy: What? Robin, mon dear--
Kermit: Now, now, Miss Piggy... Robin is right. Maybe we should go out as a family, just like old times. :3
Miss Piggy: *scowls* Suit yourself, frog! >/
Robin: Aw. C'mon, Aunt Piggy--
Miss Piggy: *beat* Aunt... Piggy... ?
Robin: *nods* I would like it for you to come, Aunt Piggy. *hugs around her waist*
Miss Piggy: Oh, Robin... thank you; merci. I'll promise vous that I'll marry your Uncle Kermit, and I'll officially become your aunt! Wouldn't that be a wonderful Birthday surprise, Kermie? <3
Robin: Uh, okay...?
Kermit: *purses his lips* Sheesh!