MC - The Revival

[beakerboy12]

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Egad! A giant cat!... Oooh, Beakie! Did you get out the grow pills, again?

Beaker: Mee mee mo mo meep!

Floyd Pepper: Whoa, whoa! You still have those pills! They're from the 70's man!

Janice: Says the man who drinks root beer from 1989!

Floyd Pepper: That's different, those pills are older than my drink!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Well apparently they still work Floyd.

*pulls out giant planter of cat nip*

Here kitty!

 

[beakerboy12]

*giant cat crawls from the quarry*

Whoa, there kitty!

Pepe the King Prawn: What do we do?

The Trash Heap: You listen to the Trash Heap! That's what you do!

The Trash Heap! What should we do?

The Trash Heap: You should listen to your heart and RUN!

Okay! RUN!

 

[rowlfy662]

*keeps running from giant cat*

bean bunny:aw look at that big cat

*bean gets stood on*

ouch poor bean

:hey man i fell asleep for 1 day and theres a giant cat

:kook ser a gier cawrt bork

:*wakes* i got to stop eating that cheese at midnight

 

[beakerboy12]

Sorry, Bean! And actually Zoot, you were here when the cat came!

The Swedish Chef: Can dwee kook de cat?

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: I wouldn't suggest it, this cat needs to be quarintined before he eats or any one eats him! That person could grow as well!

*Animal is then seen biting the cat*

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Oh, no!

*Animal then grows larger than the cat, breaking the walls of the thread when standing*

Animal: Ha! Ha!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Oh my! Now Animal is the size of a gorg!

Junior Gorg: Wow! For a gorg, you're big!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: You understand you shrunk yourself to get here!

 

[rowlfy662]

:what that was real i thought that was a dream after i drunk some of floyds root beer from 1985

well its real zoot

:have not fear i shall save us all

:boo
statler:hiss
waldorf:we should of won

super grover:but i'am cute

can't beat that you two and he can save the day

 

[beakerboy12]

Let's hope!

Super Grover 2.0.: Now, I, Super Grover 2.0., will use my powers of observation and investigation to save us! Uh-huh! The cat is big... and we are small. So the best way to solve the problem is to climb a ladder and push him so he will shrink!

We're doomed!

Murray Monster: Maybe Dr. Bunsen could whip up some anti-growth pills?

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Okay! But give me some time, this could take a while!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Just one question, what did you guys do when Animal last took the pills? Was there some way to get him to shrink or did you all have to wait in that ghost town till he went back to normal.

Well,it's a long story but the short version is we couldn't show that in the movie because after Hopper left some guys dressed in black suits showed up and classified the whole situation.

:Weird

So subsequently he can't really discuss it with you, much less on a website viewable to anyone with internet access

 

[beakerboy12]

Kermit the Frog: We're contractually obligated not to tell!

Gonzo: Although, I can leak a few secrets!

Yeah?

Gonzo: ... I'm not an alien...

Really, that's it! We already know that!

Gonzo: Okay, here's a better secret, I'm gonna tell you how Jim Henson got us to ride bikes... Okay, here it is. So---

*the Newsman enters*

The Newsman: We're sorry to preempt this program, but here are breaking news: there is a giant cat and a giant version of Animal running free in the forums but also... the Gorgs are coming, the Gorgs are coming!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Junior Gorg: You say that like it's a bad thing

Kitty! Kitty!

Animal sit! Stay!

Uh, I'm not so sure that's going to be terribly efective