MC - The Revival

[dwayne1115]

heheheh (starts fiiling water ballons with cherry coke) (throws on at Gonzo's hobbit)


You may be able to take our life but you will never take my freedom!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Alright! Cherry Coke's my favorite! thank you.

*returns fire with Orange Slice balloons*

So, should we dress in scottish attire William Wallace?

 

[dwayne1115]

(Gets hit with oragne soda ballon) Who loves Orange Soda Dwayne loves Orange Soda!

 

[rowlfy662]

*kenan and kel walk by*

kenan:who a reference to us

kel: wow who would of thought

theres something you don't see everyday

:do you like my medal don't know how i won it

*orange soda balloon heads for grover*

look out grover

*in slow motion saves grover from being hit by orange soda balloon*

nooooo actually this doesn't taste that bad

 

[beakerboy12]

Kenan and Kel! How can we afford all these celebrities?

Ozzy Osbourne: Has anyone forgotten. We get money when we promote... Hop in theaters now!

*money falls from the sky*

Boober Fraggle: Hop! You're not even in that movie!

Ozzy Osbourne: You're correct, Boober! But it doesn't matter what we promote... Spatulas at Target now!

Boober Fraggle: Spatulas?

*money falls from the sky*

Super Grover: Hey, Janken! Y'know what today's number of the day is?

Janken: I don't? What is it?

Super Grover: Fore!

*Super Grover then throws a water balloon towards Janken, but he ducks, and the balloon is thrown at... Sweetums!*

Super Grover: Uh-oh!

Sweetums: I'm gonna take you down!

*an explosion is heard*

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: I was... uh... making modifications to the crazy train... It, well... boom! Go on...

Gobo Fraggle: Look, Sweetums, instead of beating up this fuzzy, blue, monster, let's read a postcard from my Uncle Traveling Matt! Today's postcard reads: Dear Nephew Gobo...

Uncle Traveling Matt: I've been observing the behavior of the Silly Creatures for a long time now, and I've discovered some Silly Creatures are very hard to understand. For example, I recently talked to a Silly Creature who told me, "Saviez-vous que vous avez un museau?" I didn't understand a word of it, then I remembered about the language of the Poobahs and spoke to them in that language, in attempt to understand them. That was unsuccessful too! So I tried one more time, "I do not speak your language!" I said. But he could still not understand me! It just shows to go ya', different places cause confusion! Sincerely, your brave and English-speaking Uncle...

Gobo Fraggle: ...Traveling Matt!

 

[rowlfy662]

see sweetums so are you still going hurt super grover after that

sweetums: oh no i have someone much better to hurt

*sweetums puches me into the ground*

*dazed and confused* oh i see stars

jack black:indeed you do

ALF:get him a cat everything is better with a cat

george lopez:do you know what will help wathing the trailer for rio

darth vader:nooooooooooooo

huh whats going on here why sweetums

sweetums:i didn't expect to see so many stars

*faints*

 

[dwayne1115]

(David Letterman walks in) Time for tonights top Ten list: How many Celeberties will join the MC revival!

1. Conan O'Brian

2. Jimmy Fallon

3. Jimmy Kimbel

4. Chevy Chase

5. Arsonal Hall

6. John Stewert

7. Crige Fergerson

8 Colber (Does he have a first name)

9. Cartman (Fat kid from South park)

10 Jay Leno

(1-9 grab Jay Leno and tie him to the flag pole and start hitting him with waterballons)

Conan: come on everyone it's time for me to get back whats mine!

 

[beakerboy12]

Ozzy Osbourne? Usher? Will.i.am? George Lopez? ALF? Jack Black? Kenan & Kel? Talk Show Hosts? Dearth Vader? Steven Colber? We can't even afford a sandwich!

Jack Black: Beakerboy, just promote!

Oh, yeah! Rio in theatres.... soon!

*money falls*

Anyway, why are you all here!

All the celebrities: We don't know?

Dearth Vader: Actually I'm searching for someone... a Muppet! He has hijacked the Death Star and is now trying to defeat me! His name is...

Dearth Nadir: Dearth Nadir!

Dearth Vader: We meet again, Dearth Nadir! For the last time!

*each of them grab lightsabers and duel*

Hey, Swede! Who you bettin' on?

The Swedish Chef: En dern born desh... de Derath Needar!

That's my vote too!

 

[rowlfy662]

*ties jay leno to flag pole*

fire water balloons now

*throws water balloon but bounces back*

what the?

jay leno:my chin shall always win

scrappy doo:let me at him puppy power

kyle:this is so cool cartman

cartman:shut up kyle i'm trying to find celebs

*robocop walks by*

:this is getting out of hand

indeed rowlf

 

[GonzoLeaper]

- Kermit! I must say I am not only appalled at all the weirdos from Hollywood that are wandering around here- but also at the astronomical price we are paying to have them here. I've been going over the budget and reports and these figures are sky high! We already don't pay the staff every other year anyway, so how are we going to keep things up at this rate?
- Don't worry, Sam. Didn't you get the invitation to the costume party in celebration of our new movie coming to theaters?
Sam- Hmmm. Of course I did. Why do you think I dressed up as my old teacher?
(pulls off mask to reveal Michael Caine!)
- (Rolls eyes) More celebrities, okay? Did you guys hear a word he was saying? How are we going to pay for my new jacuzzi at the Theater with all the expenditures going for these random celebrities. I mean, who's next? This is looking like The Love Boat, okay?
(Gavin MacLeod and a blonde walk by)
Pepe- Oh, hi Captain. Hey- care to introduce me to Tennille?
The blonde- Oh, that's not my name. Es Charo!
Pepe- Ay caramba! Mucha caliente!