Convincing John: Hello!
Storyteller Fraggle: We have arrived!
Gonzo's Hobbit: It's Convincing John and Storyteller Fraggle!
Telly Monster: Is that... C-C-Cantus?
Cantus the Minstrel: Yes, young Fraggles, monsters and various other creatures! I have brought the gift of music to this fine forum thread!
Murray the Minstrel: Translation, we're gonna play a song!
Cantus the Minstrel: Music grows in the rose/Rock and rain and the blowin' snowstorm!
Murray the Minstrel: Everything seems the same/Everywhere we go!...
The Count: Yes, I'm counting, counting/Slowly getting faster/I could count forever/Counting just for fun! Ho ho!
Fragglettes: Listen to Convincing John/and all your troubles will be gone/He's gonna tell it, spell it, sell it/Just for you!
Convincing John: That's right!
Ernie: Rubber duckie/You're the one you make bathtime so much fun/Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of you!...