MC - The Revival

[TSSD]

Justin Bieber? What's she doing here?
JustinE: I'm here to promote my new movie Never say Never
You just said it twice.
Ey, what is zat little girl doin backstage, okay
Justin: Hey, c'mon I'll sing for you guys! Baby, baby-
BOO! You Stink!
Waldorf: We hated it!
Fozzie: I never thought I'd agree with you guys, but BOO! You stink!
Sweetums: I guess I'll take out the trash.
*picks Justine up and throws her out the window*

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

- Did somebody say spontaneously incinerated? Hehehe....
Wait- what does that mean?

Boober: Uh means that it quietly and carefully floated away in the wind.

Uh, sure, let's go with that.

 

[beakerboy12]

Justin Beiber: Cut me some slack! Do you have a have coming out tomorrow? I don't think so!

Pepe the King Prawn: But we do have one coming in November, h'okay! Where I have a stunningly big lack of lines!

Rowlf the Dog: C'mon, can't you let us classic players get in the spotlight again!

Scooter: Yeah! I haven't had a line since... well, gosh, even I can't remember!

Wembley Fraggle: All I can remember was that you didn't really make appearances during the years 1992-1999!

Gobo Fraggle: How do you know that?

Scooter: I was gone for almost a decade!

Junior Gorg: Well at least that's better than my filmography! I haven't been seen since 87'!

Ozzy Osbourne: Hey, guys! Can't you just be quite for a second. If we don't promote Best Buy or Never Say Never, we don't get payed!

Digit: I haven't gotten payed since 89'!

Justin Beiber: Well, I'll give you 50 bucks if you let us do our promoting for a minute!

Digit: Everybody! Quiet down! Justin Beiber needs to promote his new movie!

Justin Beiber and Ozzy Osbourne (in unison): Never Say Never, in theatres tomorrow!

*awkward silence*

Pepe the King Prawn: That's it! You get payed just to say that!... Wow, you must be rich!

Red Fraggle: Wait, wait! Let me try! Never Say Never, in theatres tomorrow!

*money floats down from the sky*

Tutter: Oooh! Oooh! Let me try! Never Say Never, in theatres tomorrow!

*money falls*

Beakerboy: Hey, Boober! Maybe it'll take your mind off the ruined cake if you promote, too!

Boober Fraggle: Well... okay... Never Say Never, in theatres tomorrow!

*money falls into Boober's hand*

Boober Fraggle: It did work! Never say never to the possibilities of money falling into your hand!

 

[GonzoLeaper]

- Wow, Boober! It worked for you too! Yeah! Let me try saying Never Say Never again.
(a figure in the distance approaches)-
Did someone say Never Say Never Again?
Me: Whoa! It's Sean Connery! And Statler and Waldorf?
- Come on, Sean- Let's try another round of golf.
- Yeah, double or nothing.
Sean Connery- Sorry, guys. Fair is fair. I won the golf match so I won't be able to cameo in your new movie.
S & W- Oh no! That means we'll be stuck with the bear again! Doh! Oh- Ho-NO!

 

[beakerboy12]

Fozzie Bear: Oh, no! Statler and Waldorf can you give me some support here? Can't you guys go without heckling me for one day!

Statler: Nope! Like Justin and Ozzy, we're payed to do this!

Waldorf: Plus - it's fun!

Fozzie Bear: It's fun to break my confidence and give me bad dreams!

Waldorf: Bad dreams?

Statler: Fozzie, you've got some problems!

Waldorf: Problems! He's always had problems!

*the two laugh*

Kermit the Frog: Fozzie! Maybe saying Never Say Never will cheer you up too!

Fozzie Bear: Okay!

Statler: Ha! Not even Beiber can fix that bear!

Fozzie Bear: Never Say Never, in theatres tomorrow!

*money falls*

Fozzie Bear: Oh! Look! Money! It worked!

Big Bird: And you're happy!

Justin Beiber: Take that, Statler and Waldorf!

Statler: ... We just got heckled by the hecklee!

Justin Beiber: Hey, I'm not the hecklee!

Waldorf: Well, last time I heard, you have a mental condition named after yourself!

Justin Beiber: Beiber fever is when people are mega obsessed with me!

Statler: That's the point!

Justin Beiber: What!

Junior Gorg: I think they'we twying to say that people who awre mega obsessed with you are mentally ill!

Justin Beiber: I heard them!

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

NOOOOO! Even here, I can't get away from people bringing up (and subsequently bashing) Justin Beiber!

LET IT DIE! He's here. He's not going away! If you don't like him, STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM! I get ill every time somebody brings him up!

*Begins to feel faint*

Rat: Your fainting chair is right over here, boss. Careful!

*Flops to the ground, missing the chair completely*

Rat: Cute faint, boss.

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Soooo, now what should we do?

Boober: How about something NOT horrbily dangerous and terrifying for a change?

Red: Awe Boober, where's the fun in that?

 

[beakerboy12]

Beakerboy: Maybe we could go on my new and improved crazy train?

*train blows up*

Wembley Fraggle: What can we do that won't blow us up?

 

[TSSD]

Did somebody say, "Blow us up?"

TSSD: Why guys, WHY!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

*Strangles Crazy Harry*

Will you stop it!

Bunsen, I commission you and Beaker to make a totally undescructable, Crazzy Harry Proof Crazzy Train.

We are on it!
Meeeeppp!