MC - The Revival

[beakerboy12]

Cookie Monster: Chocolate Layer Cake! Me MUST eat!

Gobo Fraggle: No Cookie Monster! You can't go in!

Cookie Monster: But me MUST eat dat' cake!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

*grabs broom*

Accckk, back back Cookie Monster.

Uh how's the cake coming guys? People are getting restless.

Gorbie kursa munat

Boober: At least ten minutes, you can't rush these things.

You hear that Cookie, ten minutes. Now back!

 

[GonzoLeaper]

- Hmm! Say, that broom kind of smells like cookie.
- Oh! Hay- un doughey spilly wisky.
- If me no can have cake now- eat broom instead!
Ah-yum-yum-yum!
Boober- What a tragic waste of a perfectly good cleaning utensil...

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

*looks in disbelief at the inch of broomstick that's left. Then closes and leans against kitchen door*

Okay so we've been given five minutes since Cookie's slightly full on broom.

Boober: that still may not be neough time.

But we've been workng on this thing for to days!

Delisy cakey

Swedish Chef unveils fully finished cake

Hooray for time warps.

 

[TSSD]

COOKIE! AND CAKE! OM NOM NOM

*eats entire cake*


Hey wait! Cookie ate the whole cake! How did he eat an entire 20 tear cake and not leave us any?

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

*GH, Swedish Chef, and Boober look at cake wreckage in horror*

But...we...but...gaahhhh!

Boober: It took us days to make that cake! Do you hear me days!

......Un deur cok KABLOOIEY!

 

[beakerboy12]

Grover: Well, there goes all our days' work!

Gladys the Cow: And I came here for a high quality cake!

Grover: Wait - I thought this was your birthday.

Gobo Fraggle: I can see why you don't like this guy for your waiter.

Mr. Johnson: Now you see my pain!

Cookie Monster: If it makes you feel any better, I used the some of the black frosting from the cake and mixed it with the coconut milk so we can have more gas to run the crazy train!

Pepe the King Prawn: Ios mios! This is going to be bad, h'okay!

Grover: What do you mean?

*the crazy train behind Grover blows up and burns the blue monster*

Pepe the King Prawn: That is h'what I mean, h'okay!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: So, Beakie! Let's get to munching on that cake!

Beaker: Meep meep meep meep!

Stinky the Skunk: Hey! Dr. Honeydew is here!

*we hear a fake sitcom applaud*

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: We were always here! We were just in the crazy train with Floyd and Junior.

*we then see Floyd, Digit, and Sweetums, burnt, come from behind them*

Digit: Which I'm beginning to think wasn't such a good idea!

Floyd Pepper: That's right!

Gonzo: But, wait, how is it that Bunsen and Beaker aren't charred!

Grover: That is a good question. A good question for...

Super Grover 2.0.: SUPER GROVER 2.0.! Yes, and now I will use my powers of observation and investigation to solve this problem!

*silence*

Red Fraggle: WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT, SUPER GROVER!

Super Grover 2.0.: Actually it's: we don't have time for that, Super Grover 2.0.! I've just recently been upgraded, so...

Dr. Phil Van Neuter: Ah, ah, ah! I'm the scientist here and I'll answer the question!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: No, no! You're the mad scientist!

Telly Monster: You called?

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Look, we escaped the train when we hear Cookie Monster had filled up the crazy train!

Cookie Monster: Sowwy!

Animal: Hey, dat' my catchphrase!

 

[GonzoLeaper]

With all these mentions of a crazy train, I keep expecting Ozzy Osbourne to show up.
- Look everyone- it's the prince of darkness himself- Ozzy Osbourne! ... And Justin Bieber?
*Ozzy and Justin walk up*
Justin- Hey guys, have you heard about our new promotion with Best Buy?
Ozzy- It's a really great deal. Really ....(Kermit interrupts)
- Ozzy, we told you when we did the "Kermit Unpigged" deal- this a family show.
Ozzy (looking embarrassed and mumbling) - Oh, right. Sorry.
- Can I have yous autographs, h'okay?

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

So, since the crazy train blew...expl...uh

*tries to find phrase that won't encourage Crazy Harry*

Boober: Spontaneously was incernerated in a violent manner?

Yes, that. Are there any other automobiles that we can drive around in really fast?

 

[GonzoLeaper]

- Did somebody say spontaneously incinerated? Hehehe....
Wait- what does that mean?