MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: *currently in a state of euphoric stupidity, call back later*
Ryan: *zips over to Kelly* That's right, here you are, one bag of poppin' corn, fresh from the popper, EXTRY buttah! Enjoy it! That'll be one GOLD doubloon! *hears the call of yonder naggy woman* *zips over* Yes Cap'n Tear Monger? Popcorn for you Cap'n?

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (blushes with embarrassment): Actually, we were kinda hoping to get dubloons from Pearl once she scavanged all of your broken corpses ....

Pearl: Now, look -- *stomps heavily* -- you ain't a-gonna -- *roof starts to crack* Uh-oh.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <whacks Prawnie over the head with telescope> No, Sir Cap'n. ASSISTANCE for me. <Jerks head towards Pearl> Three against one. You're in. <Blink> <looks at roof> You are NOT... <stares at Pearl> <looks at Prawnie and Cait> <whispers> I vote we push her off.

 

[RedPiggy]

*cracks under Pearl get wider*

Pearl (somewhat alarmed): Uh ...

 

[RedPiggy]

Pearl (now starting to panic): You nice folks might wanna hit the de-EEEEECK! *roof crumbles underneath her, sending everyone nearby crashing into the fourth-floor common room* Cough-cough ... oops *faints*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: There's a hole in the ship, dear Lisa, dear Lisa.
Gonzo: Cute, cute reference.
Ryan: Didn't you swing off into the sunset?
Gonzo: Yeah, but I came back because I forgot my mold collection.
Camilla: Brawk bawk baw.
Ryan: You know... we would be wise to get off the roof.
Rizzo: Too late!
Pepe: Santa maria!
(The roof cracks widen exponentially and open up a rift in the rooftop, sending everyone calling down one story into the top rooms or the Dorm.)
Ryan: ...Well I know what we have to spend our share of the treasure on!

 

[RedPiggy]

*Kelly and Pearl would just die laughing at Prawnie's comments ... if they were conscious* ****

 

[RedPiggy]

Pearl (dazed): Z-J-R-W-B

Kelly (waking up): Oh, man....

Cotterpin (driving up to the 4th floor with an unbelievable team of Doozers): See, guys? I TOLD you Silly Creatures were our ticket to Doozer glory! If everyone'll just stop whining about how in pain you guys are, we can start the reconstruction....

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <stretches out amongst the rubble> <sings> Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me...
Robin: <still standing on the chimney, which is somehow intact> ...Um... Pieces of eight, pieces of eight? <Waves sword> ...I think I'll take the rope down. <Grabs onto the rope and slides down to the ground> WHEEEEE! <lands> <looks at hands> Owww... Rope burn...

 

[RedPiggy]

*with, like, a million Doozers, the roof is back to normal*

Cotterpin: Good work, Doozer crews! Back to Doozer Dome! Food pellets are on me!

Kelly (realizes she's landed on Digit, blushes): Oh, sorry ....

Pearl (still dazed): Seafood?