MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

[The Count]

*Opening up shop here at the bunkers while the new term/thread starts. Dunno when that'll be, have fun peeps. *Disappears but keeps watch over one and all from the shadows.

 

[RedPiggy]

Rizzo (scrounging around in the back of the new All Around the World Amusement Park): Surely somebody's got somethin' I can pawn. *screams as something falls on top of him from a broken shelf above* What da heck are YOU?

Doozer (rubbing back of his head): I'm a Doozer. Name's Turbo -- get used to it.

Rizzo (shakes off Turbo and dusts himself off): Great, dat's all we need. You related ta dat Cottahpin chick?

Turbo (scoffs): You sayin' all us Doozahs look ALIKE?

Rizzo (rolling up his jacket sleeves): Yeh, I t'ink I'm sayin' somethin' along dose lines. Whatcha gonn' do about it, punk?

Oscar (flings open trash can lid from a nearby trash can): 'Ey! You guys gonna keep it down? Go amuse yerselves somewhere ELSE!

Turbo (approaches Oscar haughtily): Why doncha come down here an' MAKE me, chump?

Rizzo (waves): 'Ey, Oscah. *grabs Turbo by antennae* Simmah down, Mushroom King. Ain't nobody goin' off on my ol' pal Oscah.

Oscar (spies a mussed-up young woman with brown hair, broken glasses, and a shredded white dress): 'Ey, Rizzo -- you recognize her?

Rizzo (turns around): Kinda looks like Kelly. *whistles* Looks like she's been t'rough a meat grindah.

Me (walks toward the talking trio): Am ... I ... complete?

Rizzo and Turbo: >_> <_<

Me (looks away): I ... I ... I was ... on my way ...

Rizzo: To where da air is sweet?

Oscar (throws a greasy hamburger wrapper at Rizzo)

Me: To ... work. I don't ... I don't think I made it. *looks around*

Oscar: Whatcha lookin' for, Princess?

Me: A book. I thought, maybe, if I didn't know how I got here, there might be some instruction manual somewhere.

Turbo: O_O She's fried.

Rizzo: Deep fried.

 

[The Count]

*Slaps head. Great, now all we need's the rest of the football team. Go back and do what you should have been training at all these months. And none of those cheap parlor tricks. I wanna see what you can do.

 

[RedPiggy]

Me: Huh?

Turbo: Huh?

Oscar (groans): Good grief.

Rizzo (nearly laughs his tail off, as he's the only one who gets it)

 

[RedPiggy]

*Rizzo and Turbo sit on the lid of Oscar's trash can as ... uh ... I ... wheel it out of the amusement park on a cart*

Rizzo: So, uh, you seen da new layout yet?

Me: Layout of what?

Rizzo (waving around): DA TOWN, DA TOWN! It don't look DIFF'RENT ta you?

Me (shrugs): I dunno.

Turbo (takes out the map): So, uh, Cottahpin's team did all dis?

Rizzo: Pffbt. It weren't just HER. All o' us chipped in. It ain't like we had somethin' else bettah ta do.

Oscar (banging from below the lid): Pipe down! I'm watching my Grimes!

Turbo and me: Grimes?

Rizzo (shrugs): A grouch don't like clean stuff, so if he's watchin' a bunch o' soaps, he's gotta use da lingo dat don't sound so clean.

Me (smiles): Oscar likes soaps?

Oscar (from beneath the can): NO I DON'T!

Turbo: So, what d'we do now? Jus' wandah da town until her feet fall off?

Rizzo (points): 'Ey, dere's dat band bus. Maybe we should go see if anybody's dere.

Turbo (bouncing the lid slightly with his butt): Dis t'ing go up an' down?

Rizzo: Uh, yeah -- and quit bouncin' da t'ing!

Turbo (tries hard not to bounce the lid)

Rizzo (cups his hands over his mouth): 'Ey, yo! Ed! Ailie! Ya dere?

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (pushes the trash can trio into view): Anybody there?

Rizzo (still cupping hands over his mouth): Yo! Wake up already, will ya? Dere's a COLD rat in need o' somethin' HOT!

 

[RedPiggy]

Rizzo (hops off when they get into the bunker): Niiiiiice. So, uh, where are we, exactly?

Turbo (bites lip and jumps off, landing hard on the floor): OOOOMPH! *cringes, then sighs with a smile* I'm okay.

Me: Hi. Thanks for letting us in. *rubs arms* It's kinda chilly out.

Oscar (finally opens the lid and looks around, smiling): Niiiiice place ya got here. A grouch could get ta like it.

 

[The Count]

You know you're always welcome Kelly-girl.
We're down... In the underground? *Shrugs.
Methinks Erin's the only other who has one of these bunkers for just such an emergency.

*Water drip-drops in a pattern. Well c'mon inside and you can do some hexploring. *Low: Oscar might prefer it here by the dinged entrance or he can park his can there instead.

 

[RedPiggy]

Oscar: Oh, I'll be alright as long as it's dingy and grimy.

Me (smiles): Lead me around?

Rizzo (whispers to Ed): She seems kinda disoriented, Ed. Bettah get 'er head on straight. I ain't roomin' wit' no psychos.

 

[The Count]

Oh, that can't be helped Riz... *Cheshire grin, we're all psychos here.
*Takes Kell and shows her what we have to offer.

As part of this fair city, erm, town.
I'm like the old ringmaster now.
If you're new let me show you around...
Hensonville.
*Rivery ride in the underground starts up stopping beneath some of the interesting haunts.