MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

[theprawncracker]

Rizzo: *devours jolly boat cookies* Okay, okay, I was wrong! D'ese are jolly boats!
Ryan: I told ye, mate!
Clifford: This is nuts...
Ryan: Aye! There are nuts in the jolly boats!
Clifford: *shakes head*
Gonzo: We have to save Extra Crispy! She is my one and only--my sweety!
Pepe: I did not realize d'at sugar was one of de t'irty-seven original herbs and spices, hokay! *snickers*
Rizzo: Heh, knowin' Camilla I undahstand why!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: Quit yer whinin', Hook-nose! We'll GET her. An lay off the mush.
Robin: <waves sword> Lay off the mush!
Lisa: <to Robin> Don't threaten 'im. He's on a torture ban. Have to strictly enforce it.
Robin: Oh. Right. <Does NOT wave sword> Lay off the mush!

 

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: *pauses suddenly*
Ryan: Arr, what's wrong Catfish Beard?
Clifford: My hot-chick with big... character in desperate need of help senses are tingling!
Ryan: ...So?
Clifford: So now I've got somethin' to fight for! Forward, men! Before I kehaul all ya'all! *stomps ahead*
Ryan: *blink* *to Gonzo* I liked it better when he was whining.
Gonzo: I prefer rumming! Ha ha!
Ryan: ...You've been seeing the bear again, haven't you?

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Cait: *talking in (what else?) a British accent* You think you can take on all of us? It's two against... *counts in her head* ... five.

Digit: *quietly* I don't believe in violence... O_O

Lindbergh: I don't know who's side I'm on anymore... O_O

Waldo: Enemy ships still approaching!

Cait: *facepalm* *hands Digit a whip and Lindbergh a tool kit* Fight, darn you!

Lindbergh: Hey cool, a new tool kit!

Cait: First Mate Ailie... help them fight... please... they need all the help they can get.

 

[RedPiggy]

Pearl (finally gets up to the roof and sits down, pulling out some tea): Well, I'll keel-haul y'all when I get done wettin' my whistle.

Kelly (faces off against Digit with her katana): Ahoy! I have a sword and you have a whip! I shall totally defeat ye ... unless of course you start going all Indiana Jones on me and just shoot me to shut me up, which might be quite effective, considering that would be somewhat painful -- how does Jack Sparrow talk like this all the time?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: CATFISH BEARD! Ye ain't a captain, ye don't give orders, an' if ye kehaul Hook-Nose, thereby breakin' his torture ban, ye won't be likin' the consequences, savvy? Now, men! Prepare to board the ship!
Robin: <waves sword--but not at Gonzo> Prepare to board the ship!
Chef: <Whirls a rope around and throws one end up to loop around a chimney, lasso-style>
Lisa: <rolls eyes> We're on the OPEN OCEAN, mate, not the Wild West. <Takes rope from Chef and starts climbing the side of the building> <Calls up to Kelly> That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow ye speak of, Jackie!

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (salutes the Cap'n): Duly noted, milady!

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Lindbergh: Ooh, tea! May I have some, Pearl? I am a little thirsty...

Digit: I don't know, Kelly... but I wish that I had a better weapon... O_O *pulls out a laser gun* ...*sets it on "stun"* I don't want to hurt you at all... *aims the gun* Stay back!

Vicki: Pirates climbing up the chimney!

Waldo: This looks bad... they're outnumbering us... O_O

Cait: *what accent did you expect, New Yorker? No, it's British again* Dear gawd... *whips out a light saber* Bring them on.

 

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: *mutters* *climbs rope*
Rizzo: Sheesh, I hate ropes... I've hated 'em evah since gym class!
Ryan: This does seem to be way too difficult.
Gonzo: And not nearly as fun! Why couldn't I have gone up like Lindbergh did?
Pepe: We all would've preferred d'is, hokay!
Ryan: Psst, Pepe... You wanna go take the elevator?
Pepe: *snickers* Ah, jou know me very well, hokay! C'mon!
Ryan: *zips off to the elevator*

 

[The Count]

Dracule and Barbazul go to defend Kelly Bird. DJ heads over to chat with an actual skeleton resting near the other side.

Me: *Suddenly on the rooftop (ship deck). *Screaming: I got it! Look out I got...!
Cabin Fever! ! !

*All burst into musical number.