MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *squirms* *stand to salute* *falls out of tree* *jumps up quickly* *salutes* Cap'n! You've returned from your journey to the vast corners of the educated world! How be the smart people? Erm... About yer ship... that be the fault of Cap'n Hook-Nose!
Gonzo: WHAT?
Rizzo: *muttering to Pepe* *points at Lisa* Who is d'is clown?
Pepe: Elifino, hokay.
Ryan: You don't know? Arr! She be the scourge of the deep! Erm... well, shallows! She be Cap'n Tear Monger! And ye don't want ter find out why... trust me. Arr...
Gonzo: So what's the plan, Cap'n? Swashbuckling? Buckleswashing? Hahaha!

 

[RedPiggy]

Pearl: Gin, eh? *nods* I'll wipe up the floor with ye, me hearties.

Kelly: Ah, rum is good. *is asked a question, stands up and salutes* I be Jackie the Mockingbird, good Cap'n!

Pearl (nods, still looking at her cards): An' I reckon I be, uh, um ... *thinks for a few minutes* Leafblower the Mighty.

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Cait: *dressed up as Capt. Amelia from Treasure Planet* *is patrolling her ship* *talking in a British accent* Navigator, what is our progress thus far?

Digit: Well ma'am, we seem to be nearing our destination. We should be albe to sight it in a couple of hours.

Cait: Mr. Waldo, how is everything on lookout?

Waldo: Still no sign of land, cap'n.

Cait: I see. Victoria?

Vicki: Hmm?

Cait: Go and see if the good doctor is about. I wish to speak to him.

Vicki: Yes, ma'am. *goes to find Dr. Teeth*

Cait: *looks out to the horizen and smiles, trying to hide a blush*

Lindbergh: *joins the others in the tree* Hey, you all need an extra hand?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <casually folds arms across chest and leans against branch, giving Prawnie and his "crew" an entirely unamused look> Hook-Nose, I'll deal with ye later. Sir Cap'n, ye'd better have a REAL explanation by th'time we have my SHIP back. And YOU two pests <points boot at Pepe and Rizzo> just put a sock in it and take orders. <Glances at Pearl and Kelly> Jackie and Leafblower. Leafblower, ye need to practice knowin' yer name.
Robin: <waves sword> Knowin' your name!
Rowlf: <Swings over from the other tree, wearing an eyepatch> <Nods to Lisa> Cap'n. <Nods to everyone else> Other pirates.
Lisa: First mate Brownears, where's Skurdehyoo?
Rowlf: <Ducks as the Swedish Chef--also dressed like a pirate--swings over him and slams into a tree branch> Right there, Cap'n.
Chef: <stumbles up, adjusts both eyepatches--yes, he's wearing two--and stands at attention> Skyurm de booardebork!
Lisa: <Snatches Lindbergh> We don't particularly need a HAND, mate... but we could use some ammunition. <Hands Lindbergh over to Prawnie> Load 'im up, Sir Cap'n--if'n ye think ye can HANDLE that.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *salutes* Yes Cap'n! Handle it I can! 'Tis a task to my liking! Catfish Beard! Bring forth the cannon!
Clifford: ...Of everyone in this three, you think I'm the one with the cannon?
Ryan: ...Arr! Jus' bring me a cannon!
Clifford: ...Yessir.
Ryan: It's bein' takin' care of, Cap'n! I assure ye!
Gonzo: Has anyone seen Camilla--er... I mean, has anyone seen Extra Crispy? I can't find her anywhere!
Ryan: *gasps* Cap'n! You hear that? They've taken Extra Crispy HOSTAGE, sir! My own crew mate! We must save 'er, sir! Arr!

 

[RedPiggy]

Pearl (sighs and tosses the cards, which stunk anyway, saluting): Yes'm, I'll get right on that! *spies Lindbergh and giggles* What say I tail him? One quick whack from Big Green an' he'll sail over the ramparts.

Kelly: I'll be takin' orders too, Cap'n! *whips out a notebook* Lessee, I got hamburgers for me an' Leafblower ... what do the rest of ye want?

Pearl (smacking "Jackie" upside her head): I don't think that's what she meant, hon.

 

[The Count]

UD, rumbling out of the pools, approaching the grounds: That ship... Is mine... Property of... Barbazul.
Davey Jones Muppet: Erherm?
UD: Yes, I shall need your assistance my fiend. We must recapture the pearl of blackness... And see if we can't get you a new heart too.
*To camera: He's already eaten three of them today.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (with hearts over her head): Ah, Barbazul, the hottest pirate what sailed the seven seas.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: Argh... Extra Crispy... An' how, exactly, Sir Cap'n, do ye suppose they've gotten their slimy mitts on 'er?
Robin: <looks at Lisa> Slimy mitts?
Lisa: Slimy seafarin' mitts.
Robin: <waves sword> Slimy SEAFARIN' mitts!

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Vicki: *walks up to Cap'n Caitlyn, carrying Camilla* No sigh of Dr. Teeth, but I found this in the cabins.

Cait: *talking in a British accent (still)* A stowaway, eh? ... *examines Camilla* Hmmm...

Waldo: *flies down in a hurry* Captain, we've got trouble!

Cait: What is the matter now, Waldo?

Waldo: Enemy ships have been spotted off the... erm... *points* that side.

Cait: Pirates nearing the ship? I'll see to it they all hang!

Digit: O_O Caitlyn, don't be that harsh to them...

Waldo: Also, part of the crew is missing, namely Dr. Teeth and Ailie.

Cait: *sighs in exasperation* Must've fallen overboard... Vicki, save them.

Vicki: ... *hands Camilla to Digit and goes to find Ailie and Dr. Teeth*

Lindbergh: Wait... AMMO! ? O_O