MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Arr, that is beyond me, Cap'n! I've no idea how they could've possibly--
Gonzo: I did send her back to the roof to grab my mold collection.
Ryan: ...Cap'n, I'd suggest we fire Hook-Nose over with the kiwi, however I fear he'd enjoy it to much. I say we torture 'im by not torturin' 'im!
Gonzo: OH THE HUMANITY! !
Ryan: See?

 

[The Count]

UD: Thunder and lightning!
*Blasts blue bolts from his palm, waves acknowledgingly at Kelly.
DJ: Very very frightning... To me.
*Both start scaling the ship's rigging (fire escape) reaching the roof.

 

[RedPiggy]

Pearl (ruffling his feathers in her fingers): Now, don't you fret, this'll all be over in a minute....

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: Aye. Fire the kiwi, and ban Cap'n Hook-Nose from any lashings, keelhaulin's, plank-walkin', or imprisonment. And from hangin', stretchin', burnin'... an' any other torture anyone can think of. And once ye've fired the kiwi, all hands to the jolly boats!
Robin: <waves sword> All hands to the jolly boats!
Lisa: But FIRST, fire the kiwi!
Robin: <waves sword> Fire the kiwi!
Rowlf: Fire the kiwi!
Lisa: Oh just FIRE it already!

 

[RedPiggy]

Pearl (whacks Lindbergh up to the roof with her tail): SORRY 'BOUT THAT, SNUGGLE-MUFFIN!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *fires the kiwi* It's been done, Cap'n! Now! To the jolly boats, men!
Rizzo: Problem d'ere, Sir Cap'n.
Ryan: Aye, what's that Mister Long-Name?
Rizzo: We've only got sad boats! *laughs* Oh, I kill me!
Ryan: *scowls* I be killin' ya if ye don't get yer spindly little tail into the jolly boats!
Rizzo: *panics* Aye! *scampers off*
Clifford: How do we have boats if we're not on water?
Ryan: ...Give the purple one thirty lashes!
Pepe: But... he is so handsome already, hokay. Why add unnecessary eyelashes?
Ryan: *headslap*

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Lindbergh: *blushes as Pearl ruffles his feathers* Yeah... over in a minute... *is whacked* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! ! ! *lands on the roof*

Digit: *hands Camilla to Caitlyn and goes over to help Lindbergh up* Are you all right, my friend?

Lindbergh: *dazedly* Why did the ammo cross the ship...? @_@

Waldo: Enemy fire!

Cait: *British accent* Firing our own against us, eh?

Vicki: *brings Ailie and Spamela up to the ship* I'm back--

Cait: Good. Take the chicken. *hands Camilla to Vicki* First Mate Ailie, tell all hands to be in battle positions. This is going to be a battle worth fighting for.

 

[The Count]

*Both fiends duck the kiwi... Now on the deck (rooftop), joined by Cap'n Dracule begin kidnapping Cait's crew, tieing them up and stowing them in the lifeboat (elevator) claiming the ship as theirs...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <Leads tree-pirates, marching across the grass, munching on jolly boat-shaped cookies> Steady, men! Just because it's broad daylight doesn't mean they've seen us. Plenty of time to enjoy the jolly boats before we get there.
Rowlf: Beggin' yer pardon, Cap'n, but what about Ca--erm, Extra Crispy?
Lisa: Oh, no hurry there, mate. She can't possibly be in more danger than Skurdehyoo would have 'er in.

 

[RedPiggy]

Pearl (starts to run up the fire escape ... and has to pause about every half a floor to pant)

Kelly (stepping over her to get up to the roof, brandishing her katana, which is the only sword she owns): Avast! The ship be ours -- or, really, not "ours" but "theirs", except we're on the same team, which implies a certain shared destiny regarding the divvying up of certain booty, not that I'm inclined to take that booty, as I'm not that kind of girl, though that doesn't necessitate a judgment negative or otherwise that being such a type of female is ... um ... okay, that was weird, even for me.