MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (sighs): They finally wiped themselves out for a few hours. Whew. *sees everyone rush the Dorm roof* Um ... yeah ... heights ... bad. *throws on some rags and a fake Caribbean accent* I be da mighty bound goddess what lives in da swamp an' whines about how my boyfriend done went up an' left me.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Good! Now that ye be members of our pirate crew, I must give ye pirate names!
Gonzo: Yes! I love this part! Haha!
Ryan: YOU! *points to Cait* Ye be Ringtail--fer no reason WHATsoever! And YOU! *points to Ailie* Ye be Drooly--fer obvioius reasons. Dr. Teeth, ye now be Admiral Cavity! Digit, ye be Cannonball--and ye can man the crow's nest! Now! Someone hog-tie that kiwi! He won't escape the grasp of Sir Cap'n The Prawn!
Gonzo: Erm... Sir Cap'n?
Ryan: What is it, Cap'n Hook-Nose?
Gonzo: The rest of our crew has jumped overboard.
Ryan: *blink* What?
Gonzo: Yeah, Clifford, Camilla, Pepe, and Rizzo all left. They said something about pizza...
Ryan: PIZZA? ! *zips off the roof* *zips back* Erm... *to Cait* I hereby name you Cap'n. Enjoy! *puts hat on Cait* *ziips off again*
Gonzo: ...*shrug* *follows Ryan's cue*

 

[RedPiggy]

Pearl (finally reaches the motel, winks): Well, while we're here ....

Cotterpin (takes out a wrench and pretends it is a sword): Um ... avast? What fearful adventures do we embark on today, um, mateys?

Kelly (stares at a patch of grass on the sidewalk at the bottom of the fire escape): Only da pirate brave enough and worthy enough to enter my domain can have my special talismans ... *breaks out an absurdly big curio cabinet filled with odds and ends*

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Digit: ... *blinks* Cannonball?

Cait: ... I'm the captain now... O_O

Waldo: Cap'n, everything okay?

Vicki: Why didn't I get a name...?

Cait: ... Ailie, you'll be my first mate. X33

Lindbergh: Yep! Let's go find you-know-who!

 

[RedPiggy]

Pearl (facepalms): Not exactly what I was hankerin' after, but I guess under the circumstances it'll do.

Kelly (plays around with some string)

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Cait: ... *ahem* *adopts a British accent* As my first order of business... First Mate Ailie, tell all hands to be on deck and in their positions for the launch. *to Digit* You, metal man, get the navigation ready.

Digit: Aye, cap'n!

Cait: *to Vicki* Vicki, I want an inventory count now.

Vicki: Yes, ma'am! *goes to count the stock*

Cait: *to Waldo* Morph, you and your lady be at your stations, ready to go.

Waldo: My... lady? O_O *blushes*

Cait: *to Dr. Teeth* Doctor... to muse and blabber about a treasure map in front of this particular crew, demonstrates a level of ineptitude that borders on the imbecilic! And I mean that in a very caring way. XPP

 

[RedPiggy]

Cotterpin (whispers to Waldo): Psst ... what's our stations?

Kelly (poofs away the curio cabinet and decides to go eat supper)

Pearl (to Lindbergh): Aw, shucks, darlin' ... let's head back over to the Dorms. All this walkin's made me plumb tuckered out.

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Waldo: *whispers back* Um... let's try those two spots over there. *points to the "ropes" and "anchor"*

Cait: *blushes a little* *whispers to Dr. Teeth in the British accent* No time for flirting now, my good man, I have a ship to launch. *ahem* *in normal, British voice* With that being said, would you care to observe the launch, Doctor?

Lindbergh: Sure, Pearl. *the two catch a bus to go back to the Dorms*

 

[RedPiggy]

Cotterpin (shrugs): Whatever you say, Waldo. Just show me the ropes.

Pearl (sighs when they return): Aw, lookie ... a bunch of 'em all crammed up on the rooftops. *strains to see* I declare ... ain't that ...?

Kelly (eats some tacos at Everybody Eats)

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Cait: *chuckles and whispers to him in the British accent* You look incredibly charming this evening, Doctor. <33 *takes her hat and kisses him behind it before putting the hat back on and resuming her duties*

Waldo: Yes ma'am! *shows Cotterpin how to get the sail out* I'll hoist the anchor.

Digit: *taking the wheel* Now, how do you drive this thing...?

Lindbergh: *gasps* It's Digit! But how did he get up there? O_O