MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

[AnimatedC9000]

Cait: Aww, how sweet! =)

Waldo: Hi, Cotterpin. =)

Lindbergh: *whispers back to Pearl* Yikes, I hope she's okay... in fact, I hope that both of them are okay...

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (is already watching the young-un's wrestle plenty ... and has the battle scars to prove it)

Pearl (tips her big ol' cowboy hat to Lindbergh): Lead the way, sugah.

 

[theprawncracker]

(Meanwhile, on the roof...)

Clifford: *flipping through a magazine* Mmm... sure has been peaceful around here lately. Ryan has been busy, meaning Gonzo has been tame. Ya know, a guy could really get used to--
Ryan: *jumps out, dressed as a pirate for some reason* Ahoy, matey!
Gonzo: *jumps out, also dressed as a pirate* Arriba!
Clifford: Why do I always speak to soon?
Ryan: Avast, ye catfish-face! I be Sir Cap'n the Prawn and this be Cap'n Hook-Nose!
Gonzo: And this here be my first mate, Mister Get'S'mee'Outta'Here!
Rizzo: *walks over slowly, also dressed like a pirate* *obviously annoyed* Da name says it all...
Ryan: And this be me own first mate, Enchilada!
Pepe: *walks up, dressed as a pirate* *rolls eyes* Jou gotta be kidding me... Why we doing d'is again, Ritzo?
Rizzo: *shrugs* D'ey said d'ere was buried treasure in it for us, but I'm starting to ret'ink it...
Ryan: We be here to commandeer this vessel o' yers and claim it as our own to high-tail it upon the open sea!
Clifford: *lowers sunglasses* What the heck are you talkin' about, man?
Ryan: *leans in close and pulls eyepatch up* Just play along, Cliff!
Clifford: ... *shrugs* Aye, Cap'n. Think I can join the ranks?
Ryan: Ha HA! Of course ye can, scab! We'll call you Catfish Beard! Come lad! Cap'n Hook-Nose, alert the crew! We're set to set sail!
Gonzo: ...What crew?
Ryan: *hisses* Camilla!
Gonzo: Oh! Right! *whistles* Camilla, my wench! Raise anchor!
Camilla: BRAWK!
Gonzo: Er... I mean... Arr... I mean, Extra Crispy, my wench! Raise anchor!
Camilla: *rolls eyes* Brawk...
Ryan: Aye! Catfish Beard, hoist the sail!
Clifford: What sail?
Ryan: Insubordination! Ye be lucky ye be new, Catfish Beard. I'll shirk your twenty lashes this time! But don't let it happen again! Avast! Enchilada! Show Catfish Beard how to hoist the sail!
Pepe: *whispering to Clifford* Jus' pretend jou're pulling a rope or somet'ing, hokay. D'ey have no idea.
Clifford: Got it.
Ryan: *pulls plastic sword from sheath attached to belt* This be the maiden voyage of the S.S. Rooftop! Mister Get'S'mee'Outta'Here!
Rizzo: *annoyed* What?
Ryan: Bring me me rum!
Rizzo: ...Is d'at de apple juice ya told me t' guard?
Ryan: Aye!
Rizzo: Got it. *scampers off* *scampers back* Er... Cap'n?
Ryan: What is it Mister Get'S'Mee'Outta'Here?
Rizzo: Da apple juice is gone.
Ryan: ...Why is the apple juice... always gone?

 

[RedPiggy]

Pearl (pinches Lindbergh playfully and heads off to the motel)

Cotterpin: Oh, managing Doozer crews and stuff ....

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: What're they doing? O_O

Cait: Wow, pirates! Let's join them, Vicki! *grabs Vicki's arm and drags her along to the roof* Permission to come aboard, Cap'n!

Waldo: Wow, neat. *spies the pirate action going on on the roof* That looks like fun! Maybe we should join them. =)

Digit: *wakes up on the roof* ... guys? What're you all doing up here?

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *has somehow obtained a wheel with which to steer the ship* *spies Ailie, Cait, and crew* Avast! Stowaways off the port bow!
Gonzo: *zips in* Shall I kehaul 'em Sir Cap'n The Prawn?
Ryan: Nay, Cap'n Hook-Nose! Let us welcome them aboard this vessel and place them into forced labor.
Gonzo: Ooh! Aye!
Ryan: You what?
Gonzo: No, aye! Like... affirmative!
Ryan: Ah... Aye.
Gonzo: You what?
Ryan: Sheesh... *clears throat* Ahoy, stowaways! Welcome aboard the S.S. Rooftop! I be Sir Cap'n The Prawn.
Gonzo: I be Cap'n Hook-Nose!
Pepe: I be hungry, hokay...
Ryan: If'n ye desire, I'd be willin' to welcome ye aboard me vessel with little to no provisos.
Gonzo: Other than the fact that you swear your allegiance to us and promise to swab whichever deck we ask ye to!
Ryan: Aye, what he said. So... do we have a deal?

 

[RedPiggy]

Cotterpin (grins and hops on Waldo's back): I get to be ... um ... quick, Rizzo ... what can be MY special pirate name?

Pearl (huffing and puffing): Cutie ... when are we gonna reach this here "motel"?

 

[theprawncracker]

Rizzo: *peers up at Cotterpin* Eh... you can be... Short-Round! Ha! *snickers*

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Waldo: Okay! *flies up to the roof with Cotterpin*

Cait: I swear my allegience, Cap'n Hook-Nose!

Vicki: *cleans her glasses and puts them back on to see more clearly* Hi guys!

Digit: *joining the others* What's going on here?

Lindbergh: ... hmm... maybe we'll take a bus instead...

 

[RedPiggy]

Cotterpin: Grrr ... *sighs* Okay fine. *under her breath* He should talk.