MC Dorms: 2009: Summer Vacation.

[The Count]

*Phew! For a moment there, I thought this place had been vacated. *Tosses water balloon from the roof to see what/who it splashes.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(reading marathon is still going on)

Erin: Well, I've hit the 10-hour mark and we're only two days in.
Nora: I'm about eight hours, 35 minutes in, and I'm still slogging through Vicar of Wakefield.
Scooter: (looking at watch) Six hours, 10 minutes. Let's call a break - and M*A*S*H is on in a few minutes.

(gang heads for common room just as Storyteller walks in)

Storyteller: Hello, hello, I hope you all had a good weekend, hope it wasn't too quiet around here without us...
Beige: (voice from Fraggle hole) You know, you could help me carry this 10-ton box of every single poem you've written about Traveling Matt...

 

[RedPiggy]

Hoggle (comes in through the tunnel)

Kelly (sits on the sofa, watching The DaVinci Code): Hey, Hoggle.

Hoggle: Uh, you okay?

Kelly (turns to him): Uh, yeah ... why?

Hoggle (shrugs): You slept awhile. I thoughts I was gonna have ta rescind ... uh ... reswear ... uh ....

Kelly: "Resuscitate"?

Hoggle: Yeah, that.

Kelly (snaps her fingers): Hey, I forgot -- where are you going to sleep in here? We only have three bedrooms. *light bulb goes off* Hey, I know! You can take Cotterpin's room.

Cotterpin (on a sofa pillow): What?

Kelly: Hear me out ... Cotterpin's only six inches tall and most of her living and work area consists of ramps along the walls. That leaves the center of the room free. What kind of bed would you like?

Hoggle (unsure): A bed? Huh ... ain't nobody offered Hoggle a beds before.

Kelly (smiles): No time like the present ...

Hoggle (face brightens at the thought): If it's gots a mattress on it, it's a good deal better than what I gots now. I ain't partic'lar. A cot will do fer me.

Kelly (nods): Okay, if you say so.

 

[Beauregard]

(HOGGLE! Just have to say...I LOVE Hoggle!)

Ragmop: *says something Ragmoppy*...

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly and Pearl (wave hello)

Hoggle (rolls his eyes)

Cotterpin (madly changing channels)

 

[Beauregard]

Ragmop 1: Leave it on that! Cleaning channel!
Ragmop 2: ...blah blah blah...cleaning...
Bo: *burries head under arms*

 

[RedPiggy]

Cotterpin: Clean House is an absolute nightmare. No way ANY Doozer worth a Doozer stick would let a living space get in that condition.

Kelly: What about cartoons?

Hoggle (rolls eyes, sighs heavily)

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Nothing with slap-stick, you'll offend---
Ragmop 1: Do you ALWAYS have to bring up the fact I am HALF stick!

 

[RedPiggy]

Hoggle (to Bo): So, uh, you're a fan are ya? *brightens up, but just a bit* I ain't never had a fan before.

Cotterpin: I wish there were a fan in here. Geez, this place is muggy this time of year.

Kelly: Weren't you and the Doozers working on the Dorms? Why not just put in a fan?

Cotterpin: Just because we could drag one here on a motorized cart doesn't mean we're tall enough to install one.

 

[Beauregard]

Female Mop: *rolls eyes (eyes!)*...My cousin was a fan, it's not an easy life...The voices in your head get dizzy, for sure.