MC Dorms: 2009: Summer Vacation.

[RedPiggy]

Cotterpin (who has been watching WAY too much South Park, thanks to former roommate Spike's influence, singing): Well, we were just sittin' here, an' Chamberlain went to his closet, asked why Chamberlain won't come out of the closet, and nobody has no answers, so I pull out my *everyone starts screaming* cell *everyone goes "whew"*, tell me why Chamb'lain in the closet, or else I'm gonna call his mom ...

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Cait: Finally, back in our own dorm.

Digit: Well, let's see what's changed. *opens the door*

Everyone: O_O *can't believe what they see*

Cait: OMG, we get our own bathroom! It's small, but it'll work.

Vicki: Our room is decorated in theater style, Caitlyn!

Digit: My computer! *starts to type away*

Lindbergh: Wow, nice decorations in our room!

Waldo: Whee! *starts flying around the kitchen*

Lips: *happily falls onto the bed in his room*

 

[RedPiggy]

Cotterpin (offended, but not really): Hey! I don't need some leather-junkie warping me! I'm not exactly what you'd call a "normal" Doozer anyway!

 

[The Count]

You're as normal as a purple-mohawked Doozer what has to see the medic five times in one day because of flooping. *Hugs Cotterpin, then puts her down carefully.

 

[RedPiggy]

Cotterpin (frowning): Ick, don't remind me -- two-timing Wrench loser! He only hated it because I actually went somewhere with my career.

Pearl (from poolside, trying to sound understanding): Y'know, hon, this is just a reminder from a gal who's, uh, had lots of practice bein' with males ... they don't like it when you poo-poo their jobs. We women-folk don't like it when they minimalize the domestic scene, actin' like all that ever gets done is watchin' TV and eatin' cookies. Your ex probably loves his job and resents you bein' so hard on him 'bout it.

Cotterpin (scoffs): Waldo understands me ....

Pearl (nods): He also don't know enough 'bout how you little fellas work to understand why you resent bein' who ya are.

Cotterpin (temper rising): I am NOT resentful of who I am! I already had this conversation when I first met Red -- I realized I'm a Doozer! Wrench just doesn't appreciate it!

Pearl (shrugs): All's I'm sayin, luv, is that he prob'ly felt the same way. *goes back to swimming*

 

[RedPiggy]

Pearl: ZZZZZ ...

Cotterpin: ZZZZZZ ...

Kelly (watches the Nostalgia Critic and the Angry Video Game Nerd mock a Ninja Turtles concert): I had that tape.... *sighs sadly*

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (chomps on toast): Yay, toast!

Pearl (nods): Thankee, Zoot!

Cotterpin: ZZZZZZZ ... waffles ... ZZZZZZZ ...

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Friday
Red: Friday
Beth: I am so glad it is Friday
Red: So what's up for the weekend?
Beth: I don't know, I'm thinking barbeque
Red: Fun!

 

[The Count]

Mmm... The list's coming along nicely again.
Count: Where are we now?
Halfway through... The rest's yet to be re-re-readded.
Count: Ah. Okay. Vhat about...
The haunters? Well, I still need the doxy descript.
Count: And for here?
Oh, the room descript? Yes, it's all worked out, just have to write it up and post it. Good times.
Count: Yep.

*Uncle D's skulking around, leaving baggies of W & W's at every door.
UD: Huh? I thought these were M&M's. That's the last time I buy from that... *Turns them upside-down/around. ...

 

[RedPiggy]

Cotterpin (opens garage door): O_O CANDY!


edit:

Kelly (comes back in to the Dorms): Woohoo!

Pearl: What is it?

Kelly (smiling): With some beef tips, it only took a few minutes to get the puppies to learn to walk with a harness! *sticks out her tongue* Take THAT, paid trainers! I am a POKEMON MASTER!

Pearl (rolls eyes)