Jaz: The poetic soul

[Hubert]

I thought it was terrible.
Jk

Love, love love it!!!!!! Such a beeeautiful flow of words that just roll off the correct way in that great alphabet poem.

 

[Misskermie]

You have such a way with words.

 

[Misskermie]

Ok. SO, I have discovered, that my talent when it comes to poeticness, is FREE VERSE!
I think it is lies, but I'm free to do whatever, sooooo,
here's one on...
...
You'll figure it out.
It doesn't... really rhyme...
NAHHH, I need rhymes.



You know the hero,
he risks his life,
to entertain,
your kids and wife.

He dates a chick.
Camilla's her name,
She doesn't approve
Of this life-risking game

He does however,
enjoy his life,
He'd never throw words,
That compared to a knife.

He was kind and sweet,
and he'd even defend,
Miss Piggy.
Who'll be mean til the end.

His true family,
is that of space.
He's an alien.
Of some unknown race.

While he's strange,
we still love him,
As he takes the stage,
No one'll rise above him




I disagree with the last sentence. Miss Piggy tops everyone.
If there's something you don't get, ask me...
I think I used idioms...
(Heheheh, it's an idiom, you idiot, because you cannot laugh!)

 

[Misskermie]

I HAVE YET ANOTHER POEM!

There once was a frog named Kermit,
Who could sometimes act like a hermit,
Then Miss Piggy came in,
asked to go out to din,
he said, "Sorry, I gotta fill out some permits."

ITS SOMETHING HE'D DO!

 

[Twisted Tails]

I HAVE YET ANOTHER POEM!

There once was a frog named Kermit,
Who could sometimes act like a hermit,
Then Miss Piggy came in,
asked to go out to din,
he said, "Sorry, I gotta fill out some permits."

ITS SOMETHING HE'D DO!

That is So Kermit. He always changes his mind about going out with (coughs) Piggy. He always tells her that he has better things to do than going out with her.

 

[Hubert]

@ the Gonzo poem: I like it a lot, pretty nice depiction of Gonzo there. Only criticism that I might have is that some lines' syllable numbers make them not read quite as well.

And the fact that you have Gonzo as an alien, which though proved true by MFS, is something I like to blot out.

@ the Kermit poem: Wha?

 

[Misskermie]

TROLLOLOLOL!
I'm baaaaaaack!
With a limerick about... Ah, you'll see.



There once was a joke telling bear,
who could even write jokes about hair
He went on the stage
got bullied by age
and those old men did not seem to care


Ok... When I say age.... I mean those old doofs from the balcony.


TAKING POETRY REQUEST PEOPLE!

 

[Misskermie]

Hello there Muppet Central.
I appear to be in a poetic mood, so...
Um... Right now, I will post a poem about the first thing coming to mind.



Whether your tall, short, small or large,
Shy, friendly, or always in charge,
A Muppet's within you.
Yes it is true my friends.
You've been Muppet from your start to your end.
Oh don't believe me?
Oh, trust me it's true.
Why, maybe this is a Muppet
That describes you.
Are you self-centered?
Perhaps bossy?
But... Not?
Like, your attitude is cold,
But actually you're... hot??
Then perhaps you're Miss Piggy,
The diva of the bunch?
No, that's not you?
Well here's my next hunch...
You're really shy,
But destined for fame?
Your heart's made of gold,
But your jokes are sooo lame?
Well, that makes you Fozzie!
That's you, no doubt!
... It's not...?
C'mon! Cut it out!
Ok... Here's my next guess...
Are you blue any chance?
People know who you are,
Without second glance?
If so, you're the weird one.
You're Gonzo the great.
In fact your whole attitude says,
"I'm weird. Don't hate."
No? Are you serious?
Dude, I am done.
Wait, no...
What's left is still one.
Are you all them?
Can you be sorta cold?
Are you weird... On the inside?
Is your heart made of gold?
Well, you must be Kermit.
The leader, the boss.
He's there for his friends,
No matter the cost.
Really? You are?
How splendid is that?
If that didn't work,
I was gonna eat my hat.
The lesson in this poem,
I must say when I'm done,
Is there's a Kermit in all of us--
Each and every one.


The end.
I don't know where this came from.
And it's weird because I think there's a Miss Piggy in all of us.
Not Kermit.
I'm backwards today.

 

[misspiggy5260]

I absolutely loved that one Jaz!

 

[Misskermie]

Hello there everyone!
I think I'll write a movie themed poem today.
WHO CARES IF IT DOESN'T ALL THE WAY RHYME!? (Not me, lol)
*thinks of random Muppet movie*
GMC it is.



Frog, bear, and whatever,
went on with news endeavors.
In order to keep their jobs.
They went to Holiday, who was robbed.
The frog is the one who met her
And she was no better,
than Miss Piggy.
Disguised as Holiday herself.
He asked her to dinner
For there was business to discuss
She felt like a winner
Until she got in the bus.
They were not alone
His friends came too.
She let out a groan.
What was there to do?
He asked her to dance,
though his moves were so stale
Meanwhile the bear
made some ginger ale.
On the dance floor,
she was out and about
All up until
the lights had gone out.
You could hear someone dash,
You could hear someone scream
All you saw was a flash
Oh, why isn't this a dream?!
The real holiday screamed!
The thieves made a dash!
The fake one you ask?
She was gone in a flash.
The Gonz got the shot
And the bear sure was happy!
And with his heart broken,
the frog felt quite crappy.
The snapshot revealed
the thief was her brother!
but the pic disappeared,
It's a case like no other.
The frog took a walk
to help him think
with the same idea
was the lady in pink
She said she was sorry
He didn't wanna hear it
turned out it was jealousy
that dampened his spirits.
They forgave each other
after a small little fight.
but the next day
was the fright of the night.
Nicky, Holiday's bro
put diamonds inside her coat.
So the pig went to jail
but the love did not fail.
the pig escaped

and everyone lived happily ever after the end.

( I gotz lazy. )