Jaz: The poetic soul

[Hubert]

I like that. Cool how you have it just naturally panned from one end of the spectrum to another, yet at the same time, connected.

 

[Misskermie]

This one's about The Newsman!





There once was a man who gave news,
And he seemed to have a short fuse.
When he gets to work,
He always gets hurt,
So he always comes home with a bruise.

 

[Hubert]

Wow, nice little limerick! Very nice how you captured the spirit of a limerick, while at the same time, also captured the spirit of the Newsman...

...well, almost completed it.

*electrocutes Jaz with a wire*

There we go. Now you completed the spirit of the Newsman...always getting hurt while trying to finish...

 

[Misskermie]

Wow, nice little limerick! Very nice how you captured the spirit of a limerick, while at the same time, also captured the spirit of the Newsman...

...well, almost completed it.

*electrocutes Jaz with a wire*

There we go. Now you completed the spirit of the Newsman...always getting hurt while trying to finish...

OW! Sheesh... At least nothing happened when I did Beaker,

 

[Hubert]

OW! Sheesh... At least nothing happened when I did Beaker,

Need help with that?

*chases Jaz with a dangerous automatic toe nail clipper*

 

[Misskermie]

Need help with that?

*chases Jaz with a dangerous automatic toe nail clipper*

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepz!!!

 

[Hubert]

*has a shaved head, and is wearing black Bunsen glasses*

Come now, Beakie, it's only a little trimmer! *trimmer starts ripping apart random objects* See, nothing to be afraid of.

 

[Misskermie]

Mee mee mo mo mee mee mee mo Meep!!!



Annndddddd, speaking of the assistant, ANOTHER POEM!!!



Beaker
Nervous, clumsy
exploding, shrinking, burning,
Testing faulty experiments
Disaster

 

[Hubert]

I love the awesome forms that you're making use of here. Very nice.

 

[Misskermie]

But wait, there's more! My Alphabet Poem (Or at least what my teacher says it is) on FOZZIE!!!


This is what I callz it:

The sad truth...



EVEN IF
FOZZIE USES
GAGS BEASLEY'S JOKES
HECKLERS STILL PICK ON HIM
IN THE SHOW...