It's Time for the Emmy and Jackie Awards!

[towels]

I think maybe I'll cross my arms now and not look directly into the camera.

 

[Sunshineboz]

Originally posted by EmmyMik
Wow, it's hard to believe that there are only a couple more awards left.

And for a change of pace, Jackie and I will both present this award. I'm actually very excited about this award. I think it's really great and special and neato. I mean it takes 2 people to present it. I hope Jackie thinks so too. But maybe she doesn't. I'm sure we don't both agree all the time. But take it from me, this award rocks!

Anyway, take it away Jackie!

(or maybe we're going to a commercial, I don't know)

Jackie's busy with the angry 15 year old. HUH towels *he has the 15 year old restrained while Jackie tells her to be nice*

 

[towels]

oh, is there fighting again? I was pondering a new career in either soap operas or wrestling...

*picks somebody up, and puts them back in their chair*

 

[Cantus Rock]

Jeeze, careful towels! Watch the boxers buddy!

*brushes himself off, goes back to the "Final Thoughts" center.

-Matt

 

[Billy's Girl]

Originally posted by Sunshineboz
Well we can all play...let's make it like Jerry Springer:


Amy could play the DNA specialist.

If I'm the DNA specialist that means I find out the truth about you guys and then get to announce it on national television. I like that idea!!

 

[Cantus Rock]

*is worried Amy might find out he's the son of a 3 legged goat named Peaches*

Umm...how about we give you a new job Amy?

hehe

-Matt

 

[Billy's Girl]

Matt - I was going to keep that bit of information to myself but now everyone's going to know the truth about you

 

[Jackie]

Well this truly is a good award that needs to be presented by the two of us. It probably wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for Kevin, Fozzi3B3ar, though he's not getting this award even though he deserves it but he's just not in the catagory, but he can still have one anyway because we love him. Anyway! without further adu this next award gets presented to Bert and Ernie! Why? Because they like you... and we like them!

 

[Sunshineboz]

Originally posted by Cantus Rock
*is worried Amy might find out he's the son of a 3 legged goat named Peaches*

Umm...how about we give you a new job Amy?

hehe

-Matt

Amy, wins the Pulitzer, the Nobel and a Tony for finding out everyone on the face of the earth's Baby Daddy, and for making a Broadway show about it starring Kelsey Grammer as the evil dentist who kept putting people to sleep for...some...reason!

YAY AMY! MMMMMMAAAAAAAttt, (sorry, I was saying your name like your goat parent would have) LOL, totally kidding.

I can't talk, I'm part rubber chicken (go figure). Not tellin' which part!
P.S. Congrats to Bert and Ernie for a Golden Muffin (takes it from Towels and offers it to them), sorry.

 

[towels]

Hey! You're just taking that to get personalized, right?