It's Time for the Emmy and Jackie Awards!

[GWGumby]

Is this show *still* on? Will someone please turn the channel!

 

[Crazy Harry]

What else is on?

 

[towels]

Well, there's that episode of Friends with Ross and Rachel trying to figure out their relationship...or that episode of Real World where the one roommate gets drunk and flirts with the other roommate and then their s/o finds out...

 

[Sunshineboz]

Well we can all play...let's make it like Jerry Springer:

Grail's the angry dad (being how he's a Senior now).
Towels is one of the bouncer guys to fend off fighting.
Crazy Harry is the host.
GWGumby could be the baby daddy.
Sunshineboz is the "other woman".
Jackie is the angry mom of the 15 year old daughter destined for boot camp.
EmmyMik is the 15 year old who secretly likes boot camp.
Cantus is the guy who writes the "final thoughts".
Frogboy4 is the other bouncer.
Phillip can be instigator behind the stage telling people when to fight!!
Amy could play the DNA specialist.
Beaker plays the Drill Sergeant!
And Muppet Quilter will be the show exec who will be smart enough to cancel the show!

 

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by Sunshineboz
Crazy Harry is the host.

Blah blah blah I think I'm important. Blah blah blah I don't realize that nobody cares about what I have to say. Blah blah blah!

 

[Sunshineboz]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
Blah blah blah I think I'm important. Blah blah blah I don't realize that nobody cares about what I have to say. Blah blah blah!

Message from the audience including Statler and Waldorf:

Hey when's the fights begin? Hurry up!!!

 

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by Sunshineboz
Hey when's the fights begin? Hurry up!!!

(punches random audience member in the face)

Will that do?

 

[Sunshineboz]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
(punches random audience member in the face)

Will that do?

I dunno but you just hit the local priest. DOH! (kidding, no offense).

 

[Cantus Rock]

Today's Final Thought: The Walrus and Your Loved Ones.

Yes, we all know him. He is the eggman, he is, the eggman. He is the Walrus. Goo Goo G'Joob. But what happens when the walrus goes outside the boundaries of the song from which we know and love him? What happens when he starts to affect...your family, friends..your loved ones? Is it really possible for this walrus to get between you and your spouse? The question is, should it be enough to get between you and your spouse. Oh yes he sits on a cornflake, and he waits for the van to come...but will you be the naughty girl who let her knickers down? With something to think about, this is The Final Thought Guy. Take care of yourself, and your rubber chickens. I am the Walrus, Koo Koo Kachu.

-Matt

 

[radionate]

Originally posted by Sunshineboz
Frogboy4 is the other bouncer.

I know you know what Frogboy looks like, do you really think he could "bounce" anyone?