It's Time for the Emmy and Jackie Awards!

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Sunshineboz
Well we can all play...let's make it like Jerry Springer:

Grail's the angry dad (being how he's a Senior now).
Towels is one of the bouncer guys to fend off fighting.
Crazy Harry is the host.
GWGumby could be the baby daddy.
Sunshineboz is the "other woman".
Jackie is the angry mom of the 15 year old daughter destined for boot camp.
EmmyMik is the 15 year old who secretly likes boot camp.
Cantus is the guy who writes the "final thoughts".
Frogboy4 is the other bouncer.
Phillip can be instigator behind the stage telling people when to fight!!
Amy could play the DNA specialist.
Beaker plays the Drill Sergeant!
And Muppet Quilter will be the show exec who will be smart enough to cancel the show!

AHEM!

 

[Cantus Rock]

Eh, a dark day for the man called Byron...well, in those epic words of R.E.M.:

"Every--Byron Huuuuurts!!!"

You'll be cast soon enough my friend.

-Matt

 

[Sunshineboz]

Originally posted by radionate
I know you know what Frogboy looks like, do you really think he could "bounce" anyone?

Hey you! The heckler! Shhhhhh!

Oh and sorry Byron, I had Muppet name overload and knew I'd miss a few key players. You can have your choice:

1) the guy with the speedo's that does a dance to prove he's the bomb high school guy she passed up and will regret ignoring.

or

2) The guy who always comes out in any situation and never manages to say anything except "y'all don't know me" or "Bling, Bling".

You're the next contestant on the Price is right!!

To Cantus:
LOL at the final thought! *rolled on the floor hysterically laughing then juggled rubber chickens for joy* 'insert circus music'

 

[Cantus Rock]

Originally posted by Sunshineboz
*rolled on the floor hysterically laughing then juggled rubber chickens for joy* 'insert circus music'

Rolling, juggling, circus music? Party at Sunshines?

-Matt

 

[GWGumby]

Think of the children! Won't someone please think of the children!

*tackles some random person and emits a stream of edited profanities.*

 

[towels]

*looks around semi-concerned*
Hey, stop that

*pulls someone off someone else and puts them in their chair*
*goes back to daydreaming*

 

[radionate]

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
AHEM!

Get over it Byron. First thing actors need to get used to is being passed over for parts. You can't get cast in every show!

Trust me, I know!

 

[Sunshineboz]

Originally posted by towels
*looks around semi-concerned*
Hey, stop that

*pulls someone off someone else and puts them in their chair*
*goes back to daydreaming*

OH Towels! You're the perfect Bouncer! *gives him a gold sprinkled muffin* Your daydreams of a Gold Muffin have come true!

 

[towels]

Originally posted by Sunshineboz
OH Towels! You're the perfect Bouncer! *gives him a gold sprinkled muffin* Your daydreams of a Gold Muffin have come true!

This is the best daydream ever! Heck, this is the best day on the job since we had all the fighting lingerie models...

 

[EmmyMik]

Wow, it's hard to believe that there are only a couple more awards left.

And for a change of pace, Jackie and I will both present this award. I'm actually very excited about this award. I think it's really great and special and neato. I mean it takes 2 people to present it. I hope Jackie thinks so too. But maybe she doesn't. I'm sure we don't both agree all the time. But take it from me, this award rocks!

Anyway, take it away Jackie!

(or maybe we're going to a commercial, I don't know)