It's Time for the Emmy and Jackie Awards!

[Cantus Rock]

Grail - But...what if she's attacking with a banana?

Amy - Not by a girl...just by you.. (oooh, I'm just that smooth, LoL)

-Matt

 

[Billy's Girl]

Oh, you are a smooth talker!!! LOL

But I don't know about beating people up with banana's - that's not quite how we fight in NZ

 

[Cantus Rock]

E-Gad! You don't know what your missing!! I think coming to America might be a bit of a culture-shock for you Amy...you might want to stay home this MF! hehe

-Matt

 

[Billy's Girl]

you can't get rid of me that easily!!

I'll just practise fighting with banana's with my 4 brothers and sisters - I'll be an expert by the time I arrive at the Muppet Fest.

 

[grail]

Originally posted by Cantus Rock
Grail - But...what if she's attacking with a banana?

then we release the Bengal Tiger!

 

[Cantus Rock]

Hmmm...Banana Fighting...I think this is an untapped idea that the film industry should look into. Combine the high-flying martial arts of Jet Li with the yellowie goodness of Bananas!

Your skills have improved my young apprientice. But you will never beat me in...BANANA FIGHTING!

Jeeze..4 brothers and sisters? The bathroom musta been taken at all hours of the day...

-Matt

 

[Cantus Rock]

Originally posted by grail


then we release the Bengal Tiger!

Ahh...God I hardly remember the rest of that skit...which episode was it from (if you know)?

-Matt

 

[grail]

i couldn't tell you offhand...i think it was the same episode as the killer joke...but don't quote me on it

 

[Billy's Girl]

Originally posted by grail


then we release the Bengal Tiger!

You guys have one of those cute little bengal tigers. Can I have it? I could train it to do tricks like the Wicked Witch of the West has her flying monkeys.

The scene is set - Amy looks wicked with green face and black outfit and screams at the tiger - "Fly my tiger, Fly!!!"

No, on second thoughts that may not be a good idea after all

 

[Cantus Rock]

Well, if that doesn't work, it could always be Zigfreid, Roy, and Amy! LoL

-Matt