It's Time for the Emmy and Jackie Awards!

[Jackie]

And now for the next award....

There are times in every muppet's life...and muppet fan too, that we feel just a little lonely. What other Muppet shares those feelings with us? What other Muppet can we totally relate to? Quinn knows fer sure! Squishy Bottom, you were there... it's Gonzo! So what song helps us ease those feelings. What song makes life good? This next Golden Muffin goes to the song JAMBOREE!

"Jamboree" sung by Gonzo

Lonely? hey, I get lonely. Sad? whoo! I know sad.
But you do what you can with the things that you see to make life a jamboree!

And I see cows playing cellos with bananas where their horns should be.
And I see flags being waved by ducks in buckets, and pigs drinking lemon tea.

Jamboree!
Jamboree!
Find where you hide and look inside and you've got a jamboree ee ee ee ee...

If all you know are bad times, if all you see are walls,
If you get your news from the skuffs on your shoes,
Then that won't help at all.

'Cause you've gotta see penguins throwing popcorn,
Chickens on a well-dressed moose (hi girls!)
And you gotta see rats floating by on pink balloons,
And fuzzy things on the loose.

Jamboree!
Jamboree!
Find where you hide and look inside and you've got a jamboree.

Well you go run from thunder and you stay away from rain,
But I'll be looking at the colors in the puddles to see my jamboree.

Jamboree! (chocolate cakes!)
Jamboree! (bells on snakes!)
Some people give up, some people get out, but me, (whoo whoo whoo)
I'm a jamboree!

Jamboree! Jamboree!
Jamboree! Jamboree!
Jamboree! Jamboree!

Me, I'm a jamboree.

 

[supertulip]

There may be no other drink in the world like NZ beer but there's nothing better than Aussie beer

 

[Billy's Girl]

Amy staggers slightly and sluring her words says:

"Looking for a fight?"

 

[Cantus Rock]

*Matt grabs a seat and pulls out a bag of popcorn*

OOOOHH! This should be a good one!!

and in the words of the wise Master Yoda:

"Begun, this Beer War Has."

Or something like that

-Matt

 

[grail]

*pulls up a chair next to Matt* can i have some popcorn? the show's getting good!

 

[Cantus Rock]

But of course my friend...hey where's Chris, he's got the really good stuff!

-Matt

 

[Billy's Girl]

Amy refuses to fight just so Grail and Cantus can have something to watch apart from the awards show and decides to beat the guys up instead!!!

she's little but she's tough!!!

 

[Cantus Rock]

OoOoOoHhH...Now this is my kinda fightin'!! (hehehehe)



-Matt

 

[grail]

*a la Monty Python*

RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!

 

[Billy's Girl]

You mean getting beaten up by a girl is your kind of fighting?