M*A*S*H
Hawkeye - Kermit
Trapper John - Rowlf
BJ Hunnicut - Fozzie
Radar - Scooter
Klinger - Gonzo
Hot Lips Houllihan - Miss Piggy
(Hmmm, or maybe Gonzo can be either Trapper John or BJ, and Fozzie could be Klinger. Fozzie seems more the type who'd want out of the army, and maybe even want to cross-dress, since several old comedians wore dresses for laughs. And Sam the Eagle would play the col., not sure what his name was. Or maybe leave Kermit out of this and have Gonzo and Rizzo as the leads).