If you could date any of the Muppets?

[zootlove]

Oh, really...well, I'd like to point out my smart left hook.

Okay people let's play nice now. No throwing chairs or an angry Piggy. I didn't think is was going to become a fighting ring for ONE lady. I'm sure someone will take Miss. Piggy (if they can take her from Kermit). We'll see.

 

[BEAR]

Forget Janice. I like more curves on my girls...gimme some Spamela!!

 

[zootlove]

Forget Janice. I like more curves on my girls...gimme some Spamela!!

I never thought of Spamela. She never crossed my mind.

 

[Beauregard]

I thought of Annie Sue...and crushed that thought as fast as possible, lol.

Ok, if not Janice, I'll settle for marrying Red.

 

[Mario]

I'd go with hmmm I'd say Big Bird because he'd be around my height, but he's got the mental capacity of a 3 year old so not him... Maybe Ernie. Yeah Ernie.

 

[BEAR]

I'd go with hmmm I'd say Big Bird because he'd be around my height, but he's got the mental capacity of a 3 year old so not him... Maybe Ernie. Yeah Ernie.

More like 6 or 7 years, but that's okay. I was also considering Rosita because she is so sweet and fun and would be a good snuggler. But she is probably a bit too young even for me.

 

[That Announcer]

None of y'alls is getting Janice. Have I mentioned my excellent Floyd impression? Ahem...

(in raspy voice) "Hey, Kermit, Kermit my man, I'm anklin'!"
Now stand aside so I can get to her.

 

[christyb]

I just couldn't resist logging in and responding to this. . If I could date a muppet.....I'd go for Gonzo. Since he's always been my all time favorite. However, I'll ref on the fight for Janice. Either that or call 911.

 

[zootlove]

I just couldn't resist logging in and responding to this. . If I could date a muppet.....I'd go for Gonzo. Since he's always been my all time favorite. However, I'll ref on the fight for Janice. Either that or call 911.

Yeah I think I would call 911 myself. The Announcer is becoming very protective
(Evil laugh and rubbing hands together) Look at what I have started

 

[Beauregard]

None of y'alls is getting Janice. Have I mentioned my excellent Floyd impression? Ahem...

(in raspy voice) "Hey, Kermit, Kermit my man, I'm anklin'!"
Now stand aside so I can get to her.

*delicetly deplacing TA with sharp jab of elbow to ribs*

Janice, babe, me mine!!! Say you'll be mine...