If you could date any of the Muppets?

[That Announcer]

*delicetly deplacing TA with sharp jab of elbow to ribs*

Janice, babe, me mine!!! Say you'll be mine...

(pulls out two boxing gloves and puts them on)

Oh yeah? Bring it on, creep! She's mine, and I'll do anything for her.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Hm... should I break up the fight, or get some popcorn and watch it? Oh, decisions, decisions...

 

[HeraLirambar]

I'm not sure why I chose some of these pairings.

<indecisive!Libra hopped up on slashy Harry Potter fanart moment>
Mokey and I would double date with Crazy Harry and Gonzo. Halfway through, Gonzo would start "flirting" (you decide if he really was) with Kermit, who was with Miss Piggy, of course. She'd frying pan them both, and I'd start making eyes at her - just playfully. Mokey, tired of being ignored, would run off and join the minstrels. Finally, after I run off with Crazy Harry, Gonzo would leave to find Pepe.
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[TogetherAgain]

....... you do that.... Um, I think I'll go find Rowlf....

 

[BEAR]

(pulls out two boxing gloves and puts them on)

Oh yeah? Bring it on, creep! She's mine, and I'll do anything for her.

Oh gosh. This is really sad, and might I add, kinda sick.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Yeah, but it's kinda amusing, too!

 

[That Announcer]

Oh gosh. This is really sad, and might I add, kinda sick.

Sick? Why, we're just fighting over our favorite guitar player! Heh heh heh...

 

[MrsPepper]

Jus relax, hokay?

Well, if I couldn't have my favourite groovy bassman Floyd , I think I'd go on a date with... oh man, this is hard. Probably Fozzie , since he's just so adorable when he never gets his jokes right.

 

[D'Snowth]

Hey Janice, listen to my incredible musical abilities, I've been playing the keys since I was seven!

*Sits at the piano and imitates Ryan Stiles*
"Oh, I'm gonna shoot them when I can buy a gu-u-u-u-n!"

No I won't, just back away, I saw her first!

 

[ryhoyarbie]

Now this has to be an odd topic. I'd date nobody for obvious reasons.

ryan