I have something very important to say

[MartyMuppets]

Wow. What did the old lady put inside her gingerbread recipe anyway?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

D: Sugar-plum fairy stuff.
Scary dude...

 

[Ilikemuppets]

I honestly thought it was going to be a naughty joke at first... then I realized who was posting it. Then I pondered for a few seconds and decided you are all silly silly moo cows.

I used to call people that myself!

*bounds in, throws dry oatmeal in the air, disappears*

Merry Christmas!

Mmm... Peaches and cream flavored!

 

[MartyMuppets]

Here's something else that's very important to say.

I could tell you all a very funny story about an elephant, a coconut tree and a trio of handsome Frenchmen. Er, but I'm not really in the mood for it. Too bad.

 

[MartyMuppets]

What? You really want me to tell the story? Do you think you can twist my arm like that?

 

[Beakerfan]

No, but I can twist it like this! *ties Marty's arm in a knot*

 

[MartyMuppets]

Oh very well then.

Ahem. Once upon a time there was an elephant. One day he was sitting underneath a coconut tree when along came three very handsome-looking Frenchmen. They sat down next to him for a chat. Suddenly the coconuts fell and knocked the Frenchmen unconscious. The elephant picked them up with his trunk and carried them to hospital on his back. They recovered and were very grateful to him. And so they all lived happily ever after.

There! Are you satisfied now? Don't ever force me to tell you another story against my will again or else I'll be absolutely furious next time.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Incidentally Alex, that was a very cute and actually very appropriate ziffel you just pulled on me.

 

[Ilikemuppets]

Thanks for sharing!

 

[Beauregard]

Oh very well then.

Ahem. Once upon a time there was an elephant. One day he was sitting underneath a coconut tree when along came three very handsome-looking Frenchmen. They sat down next to him for a chat. Suddenly the coconuts fell and knocked the Frenchmen unconscious. The elephant picked them up with his trunk and carried them to hospital on his back. They recovered and were very grateful to him. And so they all lived happily ever after.

There! Are you satisfied now? Don't ever force me to tell you another story against my will again or else I'll be absolutely furious next time.

The implications of this story are limitless....