I have something very important to say

[anytimepally]

yeah.. who knew the dish & the spoon had a thing going?

 

[Beakerfan]

But you know, the fork and knife had already eloped.

 

[anytimepally]

scandalous!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Gasps*

So, the cat who played with the fiddle actually had a crush on the cow..
*Gasps again*

 

[Beakerfan]

and the little dog laughed because the cow was married!

 

[Pork]

wow, it all makes sense now!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Totally

D:< Mothergoose had a thing going with
Geppeto too..

 

[Beakerfan]

THIS JUST IN: In her new, tell-all book, Little Bo Peep reveals her secret love affair with her brother, Little Jack Horner! She says "All the plum pie in the world couldn't keep us apart"! According to Horner's wife, Little Miss Moffet, Peep was convicted of animal cruelty several years ago and was placed under house arrest, which apparently is how the whole scandal began. Peep's sheep were later seized by the SPCA and brought to live with Little Red Riding Hood.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Wow you learn something new every day.

 

[Java]

IN OTHER NEWS: The gingerbread man had the last laugh when the fox became vilently ill after devouring the much beloved icon. Doctors state that the fox is currently in critical but stable condition. We will keep you posted as this story develops further.