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Huh. *headscratching* Er...has he tried Hare Krishna?
(Come on, guys, SOMEBODY had to say it.)
Very cute. The dentist's office being "one of their more lucrative gigs" cracked me up. Ditto the "pound" joke. So... was that actually Teeth's house? Or was he, y'know, just keepin' the possums away whilst a friend of a friend was on vacation? (I can absolutely see him being an unasked house-sitter in the Hills...)
Fun as always! Do continue!
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