Hensonville City 2011

[RedPiggy]

Bear: <3

Sarah (gently licks Johnny's hand and then goes into a corner and takes a nap)

Wrench: Yeah, where do you keep the cans of oil?

Cotterpin (flipping through channels): I wonder when that show's gonna be on.

Kelly: @_@ Puppies make good purple mittens on the hot sauce by the fish oil ....

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Johnny Fiama: Aw... <3 *brushes the fur off his suit*

Angie: Hm...I think Link might have some oil stored somewhere...

Link Hogthrob: *lounging on the couch; to Cotterpin* Please, change the channel to ESPN. I was watching my show...*consumes beer*

Linda Mezzo: *to Kelly* Are you sure you're all right? May I get you something? O__o

 

[RedPiggy]

Cotterpin (changes the channel): Oh, look: an architecture documentary.

Wrench: Link? But I thought Johnny was fixing the can of oil....

Kelly (to Linda): I ... I think ... I'm better. *sits up* Ugh, I think I'm gonna barf. *chuckles* Those two little children each weigh over a hundred pounds. I'm a tired momma doggie.

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Link Hogthrob: *yawns* Boring... *to Wrench* What are you talking about? I am not Johnny, but thank you for taking your time talking to me instead.

Sal Minella: *to Wrench* NO! JOHNNY DOES NOT OWN ANY CANS O' OIL! IF YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR ANY CANS, WELL, GUESS WHAT?... YOU'RE IN LUCK! WE DO HAVE CANS OF SAUCE!... MADE WITH TOTAMTOS!

Johnny Fiama: Caro Dio, Sal! Control your anger!

Linda Mezzo: *facepalm* Sal... =_= *chuckles along* Glad you're feeling better, hon. I'm going to help Annie Sue brew coffee. Wanna help? :3

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (nods): I got some Gatorade, 'cause I think heck is cooler this time of year. Coffee smells good, though.

Cotterpin (flips channel): So, Link, if I wanted to ask for advice on new Doozer uniforms, which designer do you prefer?

Wrench: O_O Uh ... maybe ... possibly ... I was ... mistaken?

Kelly (overhears): Wrench, they're fixing CANOLIS, not CANS OF OIL. It's some desert thing I saw Cake Boss make.

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Linda Mezzo: *nods* Alright. *brewing coffee*

Annie Sue: Hello, Kelly! 8D

Link Hogthrob: Hmm...Barbie clothing?

Sal Minella: Oh...I see...Cannoli...oops!... ^^;

Johnny Fiama: ...*facepalm* How did I not get that one?

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (giggles)

Cotterpin (pouts): You can't fit all this Doozer goodness in Toothpick Chick clothes. You know that chick pig, right? She has lots of neat outfits and she has a decent figure....

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Link Hogthrob: Which chick pig? Spamela Hamderson?

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (whispers): 'Pin ... that's your line.

Cotterpin (has been in daze): Uh ...

Kelly (whispers): Which pig is known for being a complete fashion diva?

Wrench (off making coffee with Annie): Link?

Cotterpin: O_O

Kelly (whispers): Cross-species dating?

Wrench: Link?

Kelly (to Wrench): What makes you say THAT? That's NOT who I'm talking about!

Cotterpin: @_@ The ... images ... please ... stop ... the ... images....

Wrench: There was that girl who sang that song from that late singer, right? I mean, on that show Link did?

Kelly (screams in agony): PIGGY! WE ARE DISCUSSING MISS PIGGY!

All: Oooooooooh.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (jaw drops)

Cotterpin (jaw drops)

Wrench (jaw drops)

Sarah (glances in Spamela's direction dryly and goes back to sleep)

Bear (drools)