Hensonville City 2011

[The Count]

*After a quick check, we decide Uncle D will go to the club where he can haunt the local color and Count and I head off to the pool, packing the frosty cappaccino slushies, remembering to grab our innertube.

See you poolside everybody!

 

[Katzi428]

Chef : Did der kitty CAT scan go okee yesterdee?
Yeah...it went really quickly!
Chef chuckling Gaffer reely helped eh?
going along with Chef and laughingYeah..just like my two cats Spencer and Bailey at my mom's.
Chef: Hoopefoolee thoose nestee hedakes will go kaflooey.
I know. I'm a real grouch with them, huh?
Chef: Nu..nu!!! Yu just luuk ...well..I feel sorry fur yu. I wish thet there wuz a way I culd take them away.
Awww Chef...you're a sweetheart.
Chef: Doon't let it git aroond.
Right....you're just a natural grump.

 

[DramaQueenMokey]

Bert: *trying to make a house of cards, he only has 1 card left, and it goes on the top*

Ernie: *flying an electric top helicopter, Rubber Duckie is inside and the Duckie-Copter flies through Bert's house of cards by accident, before making a crash landing*

Bert: ERNIE! *is frustrated as 51 cards fly everywhere*

Ernie: Sorry Bert! I must have steered Rubber Duckie in the wrong direction. *picks up the Duckie-Copter* Rubber Duckie and I could help you rebuild your house of cards!

Bert: Thanks Ernie! First we'll have to play a game of 51 pick-up.

Ernie: Isn't it 52 pick-up?

Bert: *shows him final card* This one is 52.

Ernie: *laughs and puts Rubber Duckie and the Duckie Copter down and begins to play 51 pick-up*

Bert: *also playing 51 pick-up*

Susie: A cleaning game ? Can I play?

Ernie: Sure Susie!

Bert: The more the merrier!

Susie: *joins them* Speaking of which, where's Ellie?

Ellie: *runs into the room with a bottle pink of silly string* YOLO! *about to spray it everywhere*

Susie: Found her! Ellie, please don't spray that bottle!

Ellie: Good point Susie, YOLO is kind of dumb, but the song isn't bad.

 

[Katzi428]

Robin :Hi Mom..I have a note from Mr.Rodriguez. It's end of the year conference time. Robin hands me the note Hey Mom..do you think some night he could come over to dinner?
Um...we'll see. looking over the note then reading the end which is in Mr. Rodriguez's handwriting:
"Kathy:
I had to hand out these notes as a formality.Robin honestly is doing fine but you have to come in anyway .Is next Monday at 11 okay with you? Let me know.Or we could confer over the phone.
Thank you.
H.R.
PS. Hope those horrific headaches are going away."
Robin: So what did Mr. Rodriguez have to say?
That you're a nosy frog! No..I have to see him next Monday at 11. I have to write back to him to confer that. And yes...we'll have him over to dinner some night but after you're out of his class. I don't want you being called "teacher's pet" because he had dinner with us.
Robin: That sounds fair.
Good. Now go wash your flippers for dinner. .pushing the brim of his baseball cap over his eyes Lights out!
Robin: Mo-om!adjusting his baseball cap You're silly!
Well take the cap off anyway . You're inside now.

 

[The Count]

Mwahahaha!

Yes! 10 is the number of the day!
UD: What's the cheering about?
Me: Look at it, just look at it all.
*Shows the tableau tacked up on the wall behing Count's bed, all 1000 potential haunters depicted in their full individual glory.
UD: Egads! You…finally reached the thousand tally?
Me: Yes, and on today, Jim's D-Day anniversary, just as planned.

*Wraps up an extra full coconut flan in its tin to send up to Muppeteer Heaven through our contacts at the RHLC.

 

[The Count]

*Sends a flan upstairs to Angie, glad she's feeling better, hope and Sal were able to have a good time with Johnny's ma. *Wonders if Annie will ever get Link's attention.
*Sends a second flan up to Kelly with a couple of dipping dots for Cotterpin and Wrench to expand their Doozerstick flavor range.
*

 

[DramaQueenMokey]

Ernie: Look Bert! Foot-prints! *points to paint foot prints all over the floor* Let's follow them! *produces magnifying glass*

Bert: *Follows foot prints with Ernie, they lead to Ellie* Ellie?

Ellie: *is practically completely covered in paint* Look guys! I'm a paint monster! *spills more paint on floor* Oops! I'll get that...and the foot prints.

Susie: *has already cleaned up the paint* Ellie! You have paint all over your skin! Isn't that dangerous?

Ellie: Susie, it'll wash off, I promise and I don't think its dangerous.

Susie: *hands me a sponge* Here, wait! You might need this too! *hands me some steel wool* Just in case!

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (sitting on a bench somewhere, with stringy hair and a knitted cap): OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE GREATEST MOVIE I EVER SAW IN MY WHOLE LIFE!

Wrench (nods): I found the massive building potential quite inspiring.

Cotterpin: Kel, is there a way to write that Stark guy? He has some neat tools.

Kelly: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE GREATEST MOVIE I EVER SAW IN MY WHOLE LIFE!

Wrench (quietly): She's never gonna change, is she, Cotterpin?

Kelly (rattling a styrofoam cup): CHANGE! CHANGE! C'MON, HELP A GAL OUT! CHANGE! I'LL TELL YOU WHO THE PURPLE GUY IS...!

Cotterpin (sighs)

Wrench: Hey, Cotterpin? *looks at Doozer-sized tablet computer* What is a "dippin' dot"?

 

[The Count]

*Has postcard from Kelly read. Wha? Does she mean they found a way to reference the coming of Galactos?! *Only two months until Dark Knight Rises, now that'll be a great movie I hope.

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie: So when is your meeting with Robin's teacher?
Monday morning. Why?
Prairie: You going to wear something fancy and low cut?
*sarcastically* You REALLY think you're funny,don't you? Can I trust you when he's here for dinner?
Prairie: Oh Kathy, take it easy...you know I'm kidding!
Better be!
Prairie: I am! Honest! I'd never embarrass you or Robin. I may tease Robin here at home. But it's like brother -sister stuff . I'll be very nice to him when his teacher is here.
Okay.Just let Robin know that.