Bryan: Hey, guys!
Big Bird: Bryan, you're home! Boy, did I miss you.
Bryan: Aww, thanks, Big Bird. I missed you too. (hugging him)
Bert: You're back!
Ernie: How was London?
Bryan: Great! I got some treats for you. Big Bird, here is an antique lamp I found at a street market. I thought you could hang it over your nest for when you read your night time stories.
Big Bird: Brilliant!
Bryan: Bert, some hobknob biscuits. They are very similar to oatmeal cookies.
Bert: Hunky dory!
Ernie: Hey, you better hide those from You-Know-Who.
Bryan: Don't worry. I left the Cookie Monster his own batch of hobknobs and jammy dodgers outside his door, along with some great British candies for the other neighbors in 1 and 2.
Ernie: Yum.
Bryan: And, Ernie, I havent forgotten about you! (Throwing a box to him)
Ernie: (Opens the top lid of the box and pulling out a toy) It's...oh, its a rubber duckie with a guard's helmet. And...a rubber duckie dressed like an old lady in a crown. Khekhehehe!
Bert: I'm confused.
Ernie: And a rubber duckie dressed like Frank Oz.
Bryan: (Laughing) William Shakespeare, actually. There was a store that had a whole bunch of rubber ducks representing famous figures from England.
Big Bird: (holding another duckie) This one looks like Sherlock Hemlock.
Bryan: Happy belated birthday, Ernie.
Ernie: Gee, thanks! Wait til I show Rubber Duckie his new pals!
Bert: Great...now more ducks slipping into the bathtub. Did you happen to bring back any soap dishes?
Bryan: Oh, Bert...