Hensonville City 2010

[The Count]

Good wholesome American fun? Like karaoke? Or yelling at refs for making bogus calls like the doof from the US-Slovenia game last Friday.
Meh... Maybe he'll like next week's MuppetCast, I hear it might be a salute to all nations, but mostly America.

 

[Lil0Vampy]

Gonzo: Everyone watching? Here I go! *Starts doing what he annouced, and actually hasn't messed up yet*

Camilla: *is watching with concern *

 

[Gelfling Girl]

Delilah: Okay, how about karaoke then?

Aly: *starts singing* Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl...

Maggie: *howling* Make it stop! Make it stop!

Sam: *turns off karaoke machine*

Aly: Alright...*thinks of another wholesome American pastime* How about making prank calls?

Delilah: *grabs cell phone and opens address book*

 

[Lil0Vampy]

Liza: Newsiebear! *glomps him from behind*

Camilla: *shakes her head* Bwauk bauk bwa-guak gwauk bauk...(Why does she bother with him...)

 

[Lil0Vampy]

Camilla: *walks in* Bwauk, gwauk. (Hello, everyone.)

Gonzo: *bounces in, dragging an unenthusiastic Liza* =D Hey everybody!

Liza: -.- Meh.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: Telescope?
Scooter: Check.
Storyteller: Star guide?
Erin: Check.
Storyteller: Big pitchers of lemonade and blueberry tisane?
Nora: Check.
Storyteller: Boxes of cookies?
Beige: Check with a capital C.
Storyteller: Quilt?
Erin: That's you.
Storyteller: Lovely. To the roof, everyone.

(sometime later, gang is sprawled on the rooftop, eating cookies, drinking lemonade and tisane, and looking up at the sky)

Nora: (lying back on quilt, glass in hand) Mmm...you can actually get a breeze up here...even with the A/C in good form it can get kind of stuffy inside.
Storyteller: That's the spring fever talking - ooh, look at all the fireflies.
Scooter: (squinting through telescope) Okay, which one's that big pointy one up there?
Erin: Does it have legs or is it lying flat?
Scooter: Legs.
Erin: Okay, it's probably Ursa Major.
Beige: Unless it's Fozzie doing an act. Then it'd be Ursa Snoozer.
Scooter: Gee, Beige, have you been taking lessons from Statler and Waldorf?
Beige: Oh, come on, you said it yourself about his monologue on War and Peace. Is there any lemonade left?

 

[The Count]

*Leaves fresh-made waffles for the peeps of Hensonville here at da townhouses. *Thanks Uncle D for making them for us today.

 

[The Count]

*Leaves sugar-powdered toasted mallorcas for the Hensonville dwellers out on the common room table.

 

[The Count]

*Posts a note on the bulletin board, sending out the message to the other townhouse, along with placing a couple of calls to a few people who live in the off-campus apartments...

If you wanna join me and my roomies at the local burger joint for some food and fun, you're welcome to tag along.

So vhere's this burger joint? Certainly not the big Double E?
Me: No, not there, nor Friendly's either. Mmm, not sure actually. The Rock & Roll Deli has good sandwiches, though I'm not sure if they can fit us all.
UD: Not McDonald's?
Me: No... Sadly, they've lost what appeal they once had to me, I prefer BK nowadays.
Vhat about the Fuddspooker's at the HV mall?
Me: Hey, yeah. But do they have, you know...
UD: Yes, they have an arcade and ballpit/cargo net ladder wall/zipline slide area.
Me: Hexcellent, let's go!
*Grabs shades and wallet and climbs into the Countmobile ready to meet up with whatever friends show up, if any.

 

[Gelfling Girl]

Delilah: Quick! We must counteract this sparkly vampire stuff with something else!

Aly: I have a Haunted History episode on New Orleans. Will that help?

Maggie: Great! That should work perfectly!

Sam: I dare not ask why you girls are obsessed with something as unwholesome as the supernatural.

Maggie: But what's more American than sitting around a campfire telling ghost stories?

Delilah: *eyes glued on TV* Guys, can we go to the Myrtles Plantation tomorrow?

Maggie: *puppy dog eyes*

Aly: *half-reluctantly* Okay, fine.

Delilah: Yay! And tomorrows a full moon...;-)

Aly: *nervously* Um...Let's not go at night...Daylight would be fine, though.