Hensonville City 2010

[Katzi428]

Gaffer comes prancing in with something in her mouth and gives it to Rosita
Rosita:Gaffer! What did you give me the bug for?
Rosita...just thank her.
Rosita:Huh?
Trust me.
Rosita:Okay. Thank you, Gaffer.
taking the bug That was very sweet of you to give Rosita a present Gaffer.
Gaffer walks away,purring and satified
Rosita: A present?
Rosita...when a cat gives you something like a dead bug or a dead mouse,it's an expression of love. So, as disgusting as it is, you're supposed to thank them and praise them.
Rosita:Really?
Rosita,I've owned cats ever since I was a kid.And I've read books on cats. You don't scold cats if they give you something gross. You politely praise them and thank them. And then dispose of the thing when they're not looking. putting said bug in the garbage

 

[Katzi428]

*Shows up and huggles Kathy. SHR was on at different points throughout the 70's, 80's, and 90's.
3 is a Magic Number was the first one ever made, as a Nike commercial.
You can borrow my 30th Anniversary DVD, though the Money Rock songs are a bit messed up.

*Disappears again.*

Thanks Ed!I'd appreciate that!*Huggles to you!*...er...for when you come back

 

[Lil0Vampy]

Liza: *frolics in as Ginny* Yaaaaay! And I has Pig wiff meee! *holds up Camilla*

Camilla: -____-'

Johnny: Uhhh, what are we doing? Oceans 11?

Liza: No, but I do love that movie. <3 It's Harry Potter, Dummy! You can be Voldy Moldyshorts! *removes his toupe*

Johnny: o.e ...

Liza: Sal can be Pettigrew! And Gonzo can be...Tracy Boot. He's a Ravenclaw.

 

[Katzi428]

Robinknocking on my door Can I come in?
Sure...c'mon in.
Robincoming in and sitting on my bed What are we dong today?
Well, I don't know about you, but I'm doing laundry.
Robinlooking disappointed Oh. I'm bored.
shaking his flipper Pleased to meet you Bored!I'm your human mom Kathy!
Robin laughs a little But honest! There's nothing to do!
Robin....don't say that. I can find something for you to do,you know. Is your room clean?
Robin:Welll.....
Hop to it,kiddo.
Robin:But cleaning my room isn't fun!
I know.But you don't want bugs in there,right?
Robin: Right.
Plus didn't you say you were missing a sock?
Robin:Yeah?
So maybe it's in there. Tell you what. You can listen to music while you clean your room.
Robin exaggerated sigh Okay.
Thank you. And maybe all of us will go bowling later. That will give you something to look forward to.
looking in the mirror after Robin leaves and mumbling to myself Mirror mirror on the wall,I'm like my mother after all.
suddenly hearing the CD from The Muppets Take Manhattan on Robin's stereo Nice choice of music.

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Link Hogthrob: *entering the closet and catches Angie looking through his closet of girdles; as she's about to try one of the Victorian ones on* X___x

Angie: *awkwardly screams and camouflages herself in Link's sport coat* I-I..nevermind! A least it's not as risque like the outfit Katy Perry wore on Sesame Street. XP Rocky won't notice, and it looks out of style for her taste! XP And besides....ish kinda big fer me O___o *looks down at her chub* =/

Link Hogthrob: O___o....Can we talk for a bit....Man to minority?

Angie: Wha'....? =/ I ain't stupid, but....It smells funny, too! O__o Can you gimmie a hand b4 Raquel comes in? D:

Link Hogthrob: Umm...*gulp* O___O

Angie: *silently pauses* O____O...yeah?

Link Hogthrob: Um....That's mine. Did you noticed my mommy sewed my initials on the right back corner? XP I kinda find them masculine for anaerobic sports, weight-lifting, and ballet. Wanna keep one? ^_^

Angie: Ewww.....No! *runs* D:

Raquel Porkbelly: *crossing her arms and gives Link a stern look; tapping her foot* >/

Link Hogtrob: *smirks with guilt* Ummmahmahmah....Kiss and makeup, m'dear? ;D

Raquel Porkbelly: *turns around; starring at the wall* >/

Dr. Strangepork: *having a heart-attack* XD I can't schtop laughing! *coughs/hacks*

Link Hogthrob: *covers himself with a brown paper bag* -_____-...sigh!

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Raquel Porkbelly: *cries against Link's chest* I'm sorry! I'm so sorry, honey pie! *continuously weeps* It's just....I love you more then anything (besides Baby Alistair XP) <3

Link Hogthrob: *massages Rocky's back* What's the matter, porkchop? I don't even know what's going on? What happened, anyway? Was my garter on too tight? XP And I love you too :B <3

Raquel Porkbelly: *facepalms herself* Heh....I was just, the helll with it XP Luv you! *embraces with him tightly*

Link Hogthrob: *kisses both of her ears*

Angie: AHH! HORNET'S NEST ISH BY THE FRONT DOOR! D: *plays the Fight of the Bumblebees on her violin, off-key to entertain the hornets XP*

Hornets: *sensitively irritated from her off-key performance and chases her out of the apartment*

Angie: Help!....D:

Raquel Porkbelly: *lovingly taps Link* Maybe's tonight's a good night to, you know....and besides, *whispers sweet nothings* ;]] <3

Link Hogthrob: Uh huh....what's that mean? XP

Raquel Porkbelly: *facepam* >__>

Alistair Link: *begins to wail continuously from his bassinet*

Raquel Porkbelly: *carries the baby out of his bassinet* *sigh* Baby needs a changin', real bad =/ Wanna uh...help instead? XP

Link Hogthrob: Fine with me XPP...What happened to you, Angie? =P O__o Full of acne?

Angie: Nothing and go play house with your wifey XP *shrugs*

 

[Katzi428]

peeking into kitchen and hoping there are no meat cleavers around Uhhhh Chef?
Chef: I doon't knu if I wun't to talk to yu
Aw c'mon Chef! Don't be mad!
Chef:Why not? Yoore heving me beke a boonch uf poomkin pies fur da cernival and dint esk me furst. Det isn't fair.
All right. I was wrong in volunteering you to make the pumpkin pies. ...
Chef:Yoo shure were!
And I'm sorry.
Chef:Yoo shuld be.
I am! Honest! raising right hand Right hand up to my father.
Chef:Wellll...he calms down okee.I sorree fur yelling et yoo in Svedish befur.
What exactly were you saying?
Chef:Yoo dun't wunt to know.
Ah ha. So it wasn't exactly "Have a nice day." huh?
Chef:Yu got it.
OK. Now,here's what I'm thinking. You will get help with the pies.I'll talk with some of the ladies here.Like Beth,or Kelly. Or even Pearl! She's pretty Southern. Maybe she knows some down home cookin' pumpkin pie recipes.Just remember,you're not alone in this. Maybe you can enlist your chef in training pal James to help you!
Chefclapping his hands Ooh!Gud idea!
Friends again?extending a hand
Chef extending a hand Yubetchaand we shake hands
By the way,I liked your idea about the eggs on Facebook.But I wouldn't go clobbering an egg that doesn't turn out right.
Chef:Tu each their own Keth.

 

[RedPiggy]

Pearl (gets call from Chef): Aw, shoot, darlin' ... you ain't gotta ask twice!

Spike (reading "Cross-Species Marriages: How to Make Them Work" by Kermit): He's gotta. *shrugs* Can't get what he says half da time. *chuckles*

Pearl (throws a Kleenex box at him): Well, I reckon I can ask Kell, Chef, but, see, the problem with that is ... well ... if it ain't no peanut buttah sandwich or a hamburgah, Kell's pretty much outta her league when it comes ta th' kitchen. You let good ol' Auntie Pearl fix ya up, hon.

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: *tear tear all the way home XP*

Link Hogthrob: *bonding with Alistair, then notices Angie's unexpected entrance* How's the fashion show meeting? Did you get in? ^___^

Angie: *sadly sighs then looks away and slowly goes into her room*

Link Hogthrob: D'awwww! ^___^ Mister Teddy can cheer you up! He croons "Lulu's Back in
Town" and "Gone with the Wind" XP

Angie: *pouts* ....Never heard of those ballads >/

Link Hogthrob: *sigh* Whatever, dear =P Raquel? Wanna, you know?....

Raquel Porkbelly: *flirtatiously wraps her arms around Link* *softly* yes...? =3

Link Hogthrob: ...hand me a 10? I need to buy more briefs! XP

Raquel Porkbelly: *facepalm* >/

 

[The Count]

*Barbecueing spambots over roasted coals, eyes glowing blood red.
When they start leaving me PM's, that's when I burn 'em alive.
*Smoke rises a little.
*Tries to calm down by listening to MCR to get some of the Halloween songs that haven't aired yet.