Kelly (sighs): My job never called me back, even though I met all the requirements to get back to work. I've been fired, I guess, but they don't have the spine to say it to my face. My brother thinks they don't want to pay out unemployment. I got so depressed, so defeated, I turned into Zoot. *chuckles* It's kind of like in Buffy where that girl who felt totally ignored turned invisible. I turned into Hensonville's resident morose angst-zombie.
Pearl (nods): But that weird lil' hon Ailie an' Ed ovah there sure did know how ta joke an' carry on and get her ta smile some. Cured her right up.
Kelly (smiles and nods): Yeah. I won't need the anti-depressants now. Humor's a lot cheaper on the ol' medical bill, y'know?