Heckle The Muppets!

[Misskermie]

That pig has loads of talent in just her little pinkie finger!

Yeah, too bad the rest of her's not good for anything!

DOH HO HO HO!!!

 

[meepmuppaphones]

If Uncle Deadly's an uncle, who's his nephew?
Sal Minella!
Wha?
He's a monkey's uncle all right!

DOHOHOHOHO!

 

[rowlfy662]

i have heard the muppets dvd is being bought up

whos buying it

the garbage men

dohohohohohoho

 

[Misskermie]

: You ever notice how the audience claps loudest at the end of the show?

: Yeah, because they're happy the show's over!

DOH HO HO HO HO!!!

 

[Misskermie]

: This show is good for what ails me.

: What's that?

: Insomnia.

 

[mo]

: This show is good for what ails me.

: What's that?

: Insomnia.

wha?

 

[Misskermie]

wha?

Insomnia is a disease, in which you cannot sleep.

 

[mo]

Insomnia is a disease, in which you cannot sleep.

oh...now I get it! that is funny!...