Heckle The Muppets!

[Misskermie]

:These Muppets bore these people half to death!
:You mean half of these people are still alive?
: DOH HO HO!
That was seriously funny, okay. Come on. You should be laughing, okay.

Yes. Wocka. Wocka, okay.

 

[beakerboy12]

I feel like I've died and gone to heaven while eating the Swedish Chef's meals!
When I eat his food, I die altogether!
DOHOHOHOHO!

 

[Misskermie]

Well that really made us LOL.
Laugh out loud?
No, Lose Our Lunch!

DOH HO HO HO!

 

[mo]

wow that fozzie bear sure is good
at making us feel sick
DO HO HO HO!!!

(I'M SUCH AN AMETUER)

 

[Abb Green]

Waldorf: There are a LOT of scary things in this world...
Statler: Yeah! And the Muppet Show is ONE of them!
Both: DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

 

[Abb Green]

*On a sketch where a cowboy Whatnot has Waldorf's voice
Waldorf: HEY! He stole MY voice!
Statler: Who'd want to steal YOUR voice? DOHOHOHO!

 

[HandsomeGH]

Waldorf: That girl's a doll.

Statler: Yeah, a real MAN-equinn.

DOHOHOHOHO

 

[beakerboy12]

Waldorf: These Muppet monsters aren't scary at all!

Statler: If anything, their terror-able!

Waldorf & Statler: DOHOHOHOHOH!

Waldorf: No, but really, they're horrible!

 

[mo]

statler: oh waldorf i cant believe we just ate all that stuff!
waldorf: dont worry we wont have it much longer we came to see the muppets didnt we?#
do ho ho!!!

 

[CountFan1998]

: What is Animal anyway?
: I don't know, but he's on your leg!
: ANIMAL! ANIMAL!