Heckle The Muppets!

[CountFan1998]

(Beaker has his finger stuck in an electrical socket)
: Watt's up with Beaker?
: I don't know, but he's sure got an electric personality!
:'Wire' we still talking?
: We better pull the plug on this discussion!
: It's not very current anyway!
: Oh, I'm about ready to short circuit!
: Socket to me!
: Aren't we re-volt-ing?
: Enough of those jokes, and we'll be charged with assault and batteries!
DOHOHOHOHOHO!

 

[beakerboy12]

Statler: Why did the giant chicken cross the road?
Waldorf: I don't know. Why?
Statler: So it could scare the hecklers.
Waldorf: Wait, what?
Giant : Ba-gawk!!!
Statler & Waldorf: Aaaahhhh!!!!!

 

[tutter_fan]

: Hey, I wondered what happened to Scooter!
: Maybe he went to GO-FER something!
DO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!!

 

[Cal]

: So this new Muppet film's got some great reviews.
: Yeah. Didn't know blindness AND deafness effected so many movie critics!
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

:You know, I always thought Muppet Treasure Island had a good, strong moral.
: Which was?
: It taught kids that the real treasure isn't gold doubloons in a chest, it's something else.
: And what's that?
: Tickets for a different movie!
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

 

[Warldorf]

Great job everyone! Keep up the good work! Unless it's a Muppet posting, because then there is no good job! DOH HO HO!

 

[muppetlover123]

you know waldorf this movie isnt half bad
realy then what is it
its all bad
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

 

[meepmuppaphones]

Why do ya think Tex Richman wanted to drill for oil quick? Couldn't he just wait?
He doesn't want the Muppets to taint the oil!

DOHOHOHOHOHO!

 

[meepmuppaphones]

The Muppets did exceptional on their movie!
Exceptionally horrible!
DOHOHOHOHO!

 

[meepmuppaphones]

I think I'll turn on the "Muppet Show" at night!
Why?
To repel the bedbugs!

DOHOHOHO!

Although, it just isn't right to say it's good for repelling insects.
Really?
It isn't good for anything!

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHO!

 

[meepmuppaphones]

It's my boomerang fish act!
Lew, do you know what Ben Franklin said?
"Fish and visitors stink after three days!"
But this sole and this snapper are NEW!
Well, the snapper isn't very snappy.
And the sole isn't any better than the one on my shoe!

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!