Happy biiiiiiiirthday to yoooouu!
Happy biiiiiiiiiirrrrrthday to yoooooooooou!
Happyy biiiiiirrrrrthday dear
RyanthePrawncrackerDr.PrawniedewhalfofmybelovedmentorsomehowmysonunclegrandfatherandbrotherinlawandwriteroffunnystoriesanDavethemuppeteerkeeperandsomesortofpiratenameandparttimefiendandemailerofJimLewiswhohascalleyouawesomeandfriendofvariousmuppetswhoyoushouldprobablyscreenwriteforsomedayandumjustfortheheckofitsmallgrassyhillandparttimegoat!
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<time passes> <weeps for it><holds private memorial service><mocks it after it is gone>
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Sorry, had to catch my breath. And now, for a brief intermisson.
AN INTERMISSION! AHHHHH! WHY WASN'T I INFORMED! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
Happy birthday to youuuuu!
Now that you're an adult, you can be curmudgeonly and cranky! Whee! Many happy returns, m'dear!
Layla