Here's a script of a game in REAL outer space:
LEWIS: "And now, a game in Outer Space, here's 'Astroid Cannon'. It is a game where a team in a U.F.O shoots a meteor at others to win."
RED: "Wow! we're in Outer Outer Space!"
LEWIS: "To shoot a meteor, use the red button, but be careful and look at the limit. When you're out, you'll have to reload. The leader will control the U.F.O. The one that rhyme with Head presses the Red Button."
RED: "Whoo-Hoo!! Time to show those Froggers who's boss!"
(We see Red & Wead looking face to face while fire is in the background.)
GEMBLEY: "Ha! I'll show YOU who's boss, Wimpy Fraggle!"
WEMBLEY: "I'm not Wimpy! I'm Wembley, Okay?"
KOBO: "Whatever, we are going to win it twice. YOU are going to get a Gorg doll which will use a club and whack your head right off. We are STILL getting ahead!"
(The Froggers laugh.)
GOBO: (whispers) "I won't let you down, Uncle Travelling Matt."
LEWIS: "Are you ready? Get set..."
(Drumroll starts.)
WEMBLEY: "Gulp!"
LEWIS: "GO!!!"
(The teams start. While playing the game, a song is heard in the background. After 3 seconds, the Fraggles' U.F.O. gets critically damaged already by being shot from the Froggers' U.F.O.)
LEWIS: "What a Shame, Fraggle Rock! The Fraggle Five had been shot critically. Now what are they going to do?"
RED: "We'll either die escaping or we'll die trying."
(The Fraggles' shoot an meteor at the Froggers' U.F.O. which didn't get much damage from the shot.)
KOBO: "Ha-ha-ha-ha! I've got platinum and you've got... (echoes) Iron."
GOBO: "How dare you say that!?"
RED: "I'm shooting like a machine gun!"
GOBO: "No, you can't!"
RED: "Yes, I can!"
GOBO: " No!" RED: "Yes!" GOBO: "No!" RED: "Yes! Hmph! Watch me!"
(Red presses the red button like a drum roll, which makes their U.F.O. fire meteors rapidly at the Froggers' U.F.O.)
MOKEY: "Do be careful, will you?"
LEWIS: "It appears that the U.F.O. is shooting the meteors rapidly."
CROKEY: "Arrgh! Don't tell me...!"
BOOBER: "Luckily our U.F.O. didn't explode yet. That was TOOOOO close!"
(The Froggers' U.F.O. is going through and crasing through the Fraggles' U.F.O.)
(The camera is cut to the Gorgs watching "Underground Showdown" on TV.)
LEWIS: (on TV) "Wait a Second! The Froggers' U.F.O. is crashing like a mad meteor through the Fraggles' U.F.O."
JUNIOR: "Ma, where did you buy this TV?"
MA: "I won "Reel of Fortune".
PA: "That's my wife."
JUNIOR: "Ha-ha! I hope those Fwaggles lose."
MA: "Not Fwaggles, FRAGGLES! Can't you prononce better?"
JUNIOR: "What's a Fraggle?"
(The camera cut back to the game.)
BOOBER: "Oh boy..."
(Boober accidently pushes the button that protects their U.F.O.)
LEWIS: "Would this help?!"
(When the Froggers' U.F.O. touches the Fraggles' U.F.O.'s shield, the Froggers' U.F.O. explodes. Then only the cockpit of the Froggers' U.F.O. is left, and the song stops.)
LEWIS: "YES!!!"
BLOOBER: "At least it's not--"
LEWIS: "And we have a winner! The Fraggles will come face to face with the Frackles..."
(The camera cuts to the Gorgs.)
LEWIS: (on telivision) "in a unbelievable Sudden Death."
JUNIOR: "Awww..."
PA: "It's OK. There's still a chance for the Fraggles to lose."
JUNIOR: "Ah, yes... Frackles Forever! Fwaggles Never! Frackles Forever! Fwaggles Never!"
MA: "Didn't I tell you...?"
(Ma sighs.)
(The camera cuts back to the game.)
LEWIS: "Well, Fraggles, are you ready for our final event?"
(The Fraggles uses their single hands, like a Sports luck.)
FRAGGLES: "Go, FRAGGLES!!"
LEWIS: "We'll be right back with the Sudden Death, after theses messages."
What do you think?