Flippersteps in the Sand

[Beauregard]

Lisa, when she says left-arm do you think she really means left-arm? Becuase she said she'd be willing to give it, and I could really do with another left arm right now. One to blow my nose with, one to get more tissues, and one to hold my breaking heart together...

 

[Leyla]

*wordlessly pulls out bone saw.*

How can you hurt me when I don't even know what you're talking about?! Gah!

 

[Beauregard]

Leyla, honey, check your PM box.

Lisa...what you just said in MSN about a phone call between two Muppets...don't make me think of it again...oh my gosh...it's too painfull...*shudder* *sniffle* *borrows Lisa's rock to crawl under*

Oh, oops...we are going way over their heads again. Sah-reh...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Leyla, honey, please put that bone saw away, it's making me nervous. Beau, you do NOT need a third arm! Now where was I? Oh, right. I still haven't written the word "spinning." I'll get back to that.

...Pst. Hey Beau. ...Remember that phone call I told you about? <Shudders> <But enjoys Beau's pain.> <But is also in pain.> <But is writing the word "spinning," now...>

 

[Beauregard]

Oh.

Oh, the phone call.

By far perhaps the most painful thing to lay on me at a time like this. Where's my third arm when I need it...*writes something about spinning back*

 

[The Count]

Yes... Put that bonesaw away Leyla... Just splat him with some water balloons or custodian's surprise balloons.
Either that... Or torture him with the wee little surprise I've started.
Hee, now there's a grand torture device.

Hey Bo... You remember that phone call we talked about?

 

[Beauregard]

What little surprise is that? *sneakily planning to elicit a response*

 

[The Count]

This one... *Splats Bo with a custodian's surprise balloon.
Sorry Bo, but like I said... You'll have to be kept in the dark about that surprise... And what fun it'll be to torture you with it!

 

[Leyla]

Just who are we torturing here, anyway, Ed? You've just thrown me to the wolves, and they may not be satisfied with an apendage this time. :O



*Tucks away bone saw, but not too far away.*

 

[Beauregard]

Actually, Leyla, you do owe us an appendage...

...but anyway, let's get back to the story shall we? Becuase technically, Rowlf should be appearing very soon indeed...